Astrology: And Shit You Can’t Blame on Mercury

In this cosmic deep-dive, Kate and Tansy crack open their birth charts and bring astrology back down to earth (with a few side trips to the outer planets). From childhood star sign indoctrination to Saturn returns and scandalous Scorpio slander, this episode is a hilarious, heartfelt astro-explainer wrapped in velvet, vintage rugs, and the occasional emotional breakdown.They break down sun, moon and rising signs (with a pillow-stuffed example or two), decode Beyoncé’s birth chart, speculate wildly about Taylor Swift’s rising sign, and unpack why your North Node might just be the plot twist your life has been waiting for.Plus: iconic one-liner advice for every sign, psychic dreams, energy vampires, astro myths, and the wild joy of finding your weird little people in a very normie world.It’s astrology, but make it deeply personal, occasionally petty, and unexpectedly profound.#TheBluntAndTheBeautiful #AstrologyPodcast #StarSignSlander #NorthNodeWisdom #BigThreeBreakdown #ZodiacRoast #CosmicTruths #PsychicDreams #ScorpioSeasonForever #SaturnReturnSurvivor #MotherDaughterMagic #AstroGirliesUnite