EPISODE · Apr 9, 2026 · 0 MIN
[Audio] Unofficial Sauna Rules at Your Local Gym
from SOS: Sounds of Satire · host Dan Hass
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit danhass.substack.com1. Proper attire is strictly prohibited.2. Shirts, socks, and shoes are required—though we invite patrons over 65 to enjoy the sauna fully naked, as Joe Gold of Gold’s Gym originally intended.3. Please do not shower beforehand. Likewise, any cologne, deodorant, or body spray must be applied inside the steam room.
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