Aug.17, 2024. It feels like there is a new energy to improve at HAL! Italy will be overcrowded for the next two weeks!

HAL's 133-day pole-to-pole Grand Voyage will run hot and cold! Carnival brand verbally berated by an angry Duck hater! Italian officials telling fellow Italians to be less noisy is wrong! Holy Hemmoroids attack the same ship for a third time and miss again! The UK version of the US State Department tells people that the Caribbean hurricane season will be rougher than usual!