Austrian Bordello, Curious POW George, Disconcerting Elf

Austrian Bordello story. Falling asleep at the wheel story. Massachusetts State Police can be real jerks. Brian helms a blimp and a ferry, and neither ends well. Jack asks Brian to talk about the children's books he's written. Jack and Brian discover unclaimed assets for several celebrities, and tell listeners how to do it. The Buttigieg campaign comes calling. Incredibly uncomfortable North Pole secrets from Gumdrop the Elf.