B.O.M. - Episode 0074 - Butthole of America

Send us Fan MailThe Bums stumble into S3:E0074 with Super Bowl week hijinks, including a generally acceptable accounting preview of the Bums NFL Playoff Challenge; the Bums final picks are submitted, live and on-air; Rocky has had it ‘up to here’ with the Kelce brothers and their mother (enough already); NFL HOF results are underwhelming — including a few surprises (who?); find out which future HOFer gets a 2nd MVP; NY Giant’s head coach Brian “Canuck” Daboll snatches Coach of the Year honors; old man Brady may GOAT his way into the announcers booth at the expense of better talent; Brent “Dick Pic” Favor goes on the offensive as a last bitch (sic) effort to save his hillbilly ass; Arizona’s Waste Management free-for-all is chronicled; NBA news is covered including LeBron “Cry Baby” James passing Kareem, Kyrie gonna Kyrie (best of luck Dallas); KD moves to the land of cacti; Paddy and Rocky both get shitty ass picks for their Super Bowl pool; and close in a wave of hope for Rocky’s Northwestern Wildcats — who’re exceeding expectations.On the backside, the Bums review a creation from Asian-inspired BiXi Beer in Chicago with ‘Vibe Shift’ (8% ABV), an American IPA chock full of Eureka, El Dorado, and Strata hops — accurately described as “dangerously smooth” — goes down too easy; the Bums discuss Mississippi ((circa-1970s) and their manipulation of iconic TV program Sesame Street (proving once again why MS is literally ‘the asshole of America’); Paddy’s head is going to pop clean off if he hears The Doobie Brothers masterpiece ‘Another Park, Another (fucking) Sunday’ on a loop; Paddy’s distain for Christmas is only topped by his neighbors who leave their fucking Christmas lights up through mid -February — and counting; a serious discussion ensues involving the trend of selfish pricks who record people getting their asses whooped to boost their social media — a workshop on privacy and accountability; Rocky discusses the ChatGPT wave in technology; before Paddy closes with a Valentine’s Day edition of IDNKT.   All of this grandeur is free of charge, so you better get some now before the Bums start paying you to listen. Recorded on February 10th, 2023 at B.O.M.’s global headquarters ‘East Bunker’ in Chicago, IL USA.