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Mar 31, 2026 1 hr 17 min

Back Porch Rants

from Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't Hosted by Tony Santore

All episodes of the Crime Pays Podcast are available at www.patreon.com/Crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt Rants about saving the Borderlands Caper Tree, salvaging star cactus from a housing development in South Texas, mowing (and "dethatching") dead turf grass, vandalizing Nandina domestica in private landscaping, and more.

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