Since he got out bad news keep happening. Cape Fear a new series is now streaming on Apple TV Why when I heard you Starring Academy Award winner Javier Bardem Why and Academy Award nominee Indiana's he's coming after my family Cape Fear now streaming on Apple TV subscription acquired for Apple TV So what are we thinking this summer? Stay patient not a chance road trip have you seen the pomcy days our kia sportage hybrid was made for road tripping all that comfort The apple car played for podcasts is always up to 775 kilometers for that combined hybrid range I'm making 400 kilometers a day work that apple cargo space for camping hiking I sound like a work patient hotels. It is go further the kid this summer range about 275 kilometers in the Kia sportage hybrid visit kia.ca Kia movement inspires Do you keep hearing podcast ads like this one for example?
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She's been talking about this one for a long time. I haven't Have you got that? No, we have when we first started the podcast here like we've got to do it That's crazy who would want to like talk about farting. Oh, I thought that two years and three months ago and that we anyway Welcome everyone welcome.
Let's keep the distraction flowing. Let's get another light-hearted Episode well, it's my pleasure to be here and finally deliver this Apparently what we're doing is featuring recorded human farts and lu and Adele Dell and Lou have asked me four track men Do a comment to rate these spots and I understand I don't know how you got them But if these are real I'll know for sure a bit of a connoisseur Human flatulence Maybe these are AI generated on stance. I think um No, we Supply these we found these we found these we found them. This was actually like a stumbled upon Genius excavation we crowd like archaeology for farts.
We found them. They came they came to us Yeah, we are it's incredible how it happened. What's the first part number one? Okay, um, that's my first impression my first bra impression shallow Just shallow fart good thing is that they didn't hear it.
It didn't seem like it was sneaking around any feces Oh What even mean sneaking around these I guess he really is a connoisseur like he can tell perhaps you can tell the fart is like When you're you got one on deck like a fart number two. Okay. No, these are human Yes, well, obviously that didn't sound human Obviously it sounded like a duck with more of a quack. Oh my god Human anus could make this sound seems unlikely to me it was but okay.
Yeah, I wonder who provided that one It wasn't me wasn't me either. Yeah, totally mystery. I know I found that one. I you know, but it isn't it is a verified human fart, right?
Right verified. Yes. Yes. Thank you to the country mark.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, blue check next to it That's great. I'm that's funny. That's classic.
That's something that can be shared in a family environment I'm double-fart and a good That's why we call them to make it cute. That was cute It was adorable really the children's book or something. I know right like a tooting book repress it It makes a sound was a family friendly fart. Yeah, that's one for everyone in the family.
Yeah old and young whoever You two that recorded this fire What's happening? So this is not it's not you Was that was cute what reminded me of someone oh what was he talking about the toot? Yeah? Part number four, but do you just say my name?
Oh? God number four. Oh my god. I think that person needs a wet wipe possibly a diaper again Human and if human I It sounds like something might a mess could have occurred.
I agree. I don't sound that sounds happy. I'll concur. That sounds like like change your pants.
Oh Yeah, hope you're not in public. It wasn't you new Is it absolutely because I know that you it's not me that would be that's not a beard like that's disgusting actually Isn't anybody with the two two was you what was I mean? It's not new polyps Oh God Well, that was great. Oh Good, it was full proper proper gas pass no that I was gonna go ahead and say that was you would tell what I didn't did not I almost choked on the quality of the buttocks that delivered it No, I deny that's has hundred nothing to do with me Yeah, all right.
Yeah, I wasn't you know that was all right I'm dreading this next one being this being sort of a back and forth here So, you know like obviously human and then either a very succulent or an animal Number six fart number six That is so long that is not what is that that was a I generated for sure no these are all verified human farts I'm grateful that none of these parts sound like they were recorded inside of the toilet You neither of you might snoop that low and I'm becoming more fearful of each one of these submissions Okay, well that was good it sounded it sounded like it was delivered from a naked butt It did I agree that's a tiny quality to it that meant that it wasn't being delivered through clothing But this sounded like a real like a naked fart Okay, you're talking the background There were voices after it Maybe it sounded like was from within a moving vehicle It was poor people It's true My eyes I pulled the wall up to my nose. Yeah, you should you're gonna need a thick sweater here. It's tech to you So I know I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm gonna do this anymore Hide I'm you know you guys carry on with you for the soda. I guess I'll be back later But I've got some things to think about I'm also considering I don't know maybe I've got the bug now. Maybe I've got the bug to record my own fart The bug is that will happen the bug has a home That's To fart in your face That's an unkind ever no one should ever fart in someone else's face unless it's like a kink and they're getting paid You know or I guess it's consensual in your partnership and they're just like I really want your ass farting in my face Like I'm I guess now that I'm saying it.
Yes. I'm not here to kink shame anyone I guess that's that's someone's deal when I was a kid like if someone farted in your face It was kind of like no. Yeah, it made me really irritated. I mean I was Offensive I was a raw kid.
I did a lot of really gross stuff. I brought you know, but farting in someone's face Seems like something that I would have done to one of my sisters. I'm so sorry. Oh, you know what?
I feel like my brother's farted on me, too Yeah, there's something about that sibling farting. That's so mean. I don't know. Yeah, I know that I'm thinking about it I'm like actually I think that I farted on my brother Holland one time when I was little and then he kicked me and hurt really bad Yeah, you can have a real because he was like over the line over the line.
Oh If you fart in somebody's face, you gotta be ready to take a it's like a real disrespect Yeah, yeah, they're gonna have to put their arms down with their knees. Oh you do it. So they are just really incapacitated They can't fight you right fight you well when you have your face farted upon. Uh-huh.
It is just it is a just too far I didn't fart on his face by the way, but I think I farted on like his leg We were we were watching TV, you know, and how siblings are like kind of fighting over the couch right like I want to be in the couch And I was like whatever her young me version of fuck you and so I like farted on in his direction You know like my ass like toward him. He was just like god damn it That's it and then he literally kicked me which I feel like is you know, I that's a response That's a response, but anyway, you're fighting as a little girl. It's adorable adorable When you and I started to share talking about I don't know. I will say that the last attraction please who shares farts in the relationship as an adult.
That's crazy Not us right guys not you and me that's not okay. You did not start sharing our farts Almost immediately after living together. Exactly. Do that was never mysterious to me totally You don't know how that I mean do I even pass gas do you who knows my mother never never fart?
I never heard my mother fart yeah And the two decades that I lived it's a it's not as possible. I mean I yeah, no we we've been extremely Conscientious of I do yes. I want to make a bit of a confession. Okay that last fart.
Uh-huh It was me. Oh wait the one in the car. I recorded some farts in the car when we were traveling between gigs and stuff in Australia stop, so those are other band meets that were like Subject to your well. Here's the thing they weren't hot farts.
They weren't hot farts I figured cuz hot farts I hold on to them, but how do you know it's gonna be a hot fart? Since he got out bad things keep happening keep fear a new series is now streaming on Apple TV Why when I want to hurt you Starring Academy Award winner Javier Bardem Well, I'm an Academy Award nominee any items. He's coming after my family Cake fear now streaming on Apple TV subscription acquired for Apple TV Do you keep hearing podcast ads like this one for example? But always wonder how you actually get involved with them for your own brand or organization?
Well, it's easier than you think we're a cast and we give you the platform to do it all yourself browse thousands of popular Podcasts choose the shows that match your perfect audience set your budget and launch and if you want to hand our podcast specialists are there to help you Launch with confidence. This is podcast advertising without barriers get started at a cast calm slash advertise You know, well, okay, so even though dear listeners we've never farted around each other We do admit to passing gas in our life and we can share that that that's happened but so you're saying is You were farting on tour and well you are an expert in what comes out of your body Do you know if your fart will be hot or cold hot farts? You can hold them in do it If you can hold them in and I have a pretty funny hot fart story. It's your favorite fart story That is you guys you should really be watching this on on YouTube You should press well No keep keep downloading it and let it run the whole episode on Spotify But then scooch over to YouTube and watch Lutel the story because it is Face you make when you pretend to be okay So I do this quick because God knows when ford track man, please share this amazing story So years ago, this would be well over this would be a while ago Maybe 20 years ago.
My diet was not great. My diet didn't really improve until you and I got together 12 years ago When I wanted to take care of my heart and things and and I was starting to understand what certain foods did to my body But back then I wouldn't hesitate to have a pepperoni pizza with jalapenos on it the night before I took a cross-country flight I would just yeah, that is a that's a move and I the way that I eat too I just literally I barely chew my food. I know it's like inhaling which a big part of flatulence too apparently is how much air you swallow It's not a big I'm a gulper So I got on this flight And I'm sitting next to this I don't know if they were elderly older couple sitting right next to me And all I have three person bro, so you and then the couple yeah, I'm on the aisle because I like my aisle So it might have even been a bulkhead, but kind of makes it worse. So these people were you know, we'd add a wall in front of us Oh, no, okay, so where are you flying to I don't remember okay?
I was flying all the time back then because I'm a musician and I travel a lot he's so well traveled so yes, so I felt it happening. Oh, no, and this was like so painful. Oh, no, it was so painful the gripping I was I was like oh god cramping mm-hmm. They didn't have to go to the bathroom you had to release And I have a thing you know I've developed over the years of traveling in our place where I really squeeze my thighs together If I'm gonna do it oh to help minimize Seat and keep it from escaping okay, I clenched my buttocks and I clench my thighs yeah And like press it down like I'm gonna do this head to you know it was coming and it was like oh it was hot hot Molten and I'm like oh god and let's like I let go and I'm like oh no And I'm like I'm literally grabbing both sides of my knees and pulling them together even tired like oh please Trying to create a seal and then the guy goes to his legs like oh my god.
Did you smell that? She said I did oh my god I mean they really acted like it was the worst thing that had ever happened to them. Maybe they were very dramatic people I don't know But they acted like something really bad was happening Yeah, like as if they had smelled like you know gas fumes through the fucking air vents or something or burning yeah And then I was like oh god And I'm like oh no and then I let another one go I couldn't help it and then they started almost openly weep like oh god Like I swear one of my It's so bad. I mean it was this as if they were like witnessing a tragedy.
Okay, this was like you know that the Hindenburg going down Oh my god, you know like the key was even and they're drawing there and so I I was like the only thing I could do Oh, this is so me. I took my shirt Put it over my nose Also a victim to this oh my god, and then the guy goes like he can smell it too. Oh my god, so Pun intended hot tip In order to get out of You know the blame and the shame for dropping the bomb you pretend You might not be the first person to draw your shirt over your nose because oh He who's felt it dealt it. Okay, but I did it was a brilliant move because It was like you had gone through like a like a massive trauma and you were like Oh my god, we lived through this experience Did it take a while for the air to clear or was that your only fart done on the plane I don't really remember much after them Saying look he can smell it too.
I love that so much for you I felt the relief I felt absolved right I felt the deep freedom a deep sense of relief that only Really farting would have done because at that point I could have like I could have smoked that plane out. Oh my god Yeah, I could have gone back to the bathroom and just crop it. I did the whole fucking aisle sure mm-hmm and people would have They were retching Right they were choking on what you dropped. Oh my god.
So I love that story so much it never ceases to deliver Mmm. You're wearing a sweater. I am. Yeah, which brings us to another public.
It's a pendant sweater This is a this is a true pendant. Oh wait. Do I hear a no? It's just myself.
It's a true Pendleton. It's a man sweater We got this in Spooner, Wisconsin if you happen to be going through a Spooner You should stop at this store I Don't don't don't don't don't don't know the name of it, but there's a nice store anyway It's the only sky and it's the only clothing store. It's a guy who the salesman. Yes, perhaps the owner of the store perhaps perhaps Was really and again an older gentleman and you really wanted to buy a Pendleton that day for some reason you were like We gotta get a Pendleton sweater and he started telling us about Pendleton sweaters He had a wonderful fun fact the Beach Boys were originally called the Pendleton's and they were exclusively Pendleton shirts And he brought out the little news article right away to show us so it's like rocks by musicians and their Pendleton's yep Include young yes, and and so they were the Beach Boys originally guys were the Pendleton's while he was He was sharing this anecdote Somebody Somebody beefed he beefed well, there's only three of us in the store so me and you and him but it actually smells so familiar to me that I thought is that me?
Was it you know okay because it actually stunk to me okay because I can have bad farts and I understand what I've done Mm-hmm and I understand that it's gross Mm-hmm, but it doesn't repulse me right, but I was getting that catch I was getting that little wonder what he ate something familiar a little bit of revulsion and he was such a friendly person It was wonderful. He had a wonderful look at him I'm just boyish aura about him dead yet a boyish charm he but he just really laid an egg right there for us I didn't smell it though. You didn't smell it now. I walk right into it.
Oh, it must have been a little bit near closer to him by the register Something cuz I didn't you know I thought that you snout this to I know you were like you were like did you smell and I'm like What are you talking about I had always so cool about it and we talked about this recently yeah It's actually it's happening in my bands as well We're good as you get older. You just let it go. Mm-hmm. You just let it go right and this guy you don't even announce it It's just like this guy's like I mean you just you're done trying to hide it like who you're trying to impress here sure Well, it's just like we are now at the point where our bodies will be looked at and cared upon probably needing to be by other people We're aging, you know, there's a lot of you're just kind of like as a former nurse as a former nursing home employee Yeah, I wiped Asses yeah, really sweet old ladies right sweet like oh, I mean you're like and you know you just like we're there to make it okay Yeah, you know, yeah, it's a normal body function.
Yeah, someone poops and they're older. They need help and then you need to wipe it Yeah, yeah, well and if you're gonna have to fart when you get older you just gotta I love the walk-in toot I really feel like I'm noticing with older people that they just kind of like walk around have conversation and just fart You know, you're like okay, and we're not talking about what just happened But they just do it and you know, you just nod and smile and you carry on as if the fart didn't happen But we all know it did and but you know, there's not even like a glint of like I got away with something in their eye because they literally don't care anymore It's just pure freedom when I was a kid yeah, hearing a fart in the wild was like a real event totally My first my first while my worst what my worst wild fart obviously was on the plane but my first wild fart Mm-hmm. I saw it was in a supermarket and there was a lady in front of me and yeah, she really farted Oh my gosh, just a real And she turned rich and whoops. Well, that's cute.
It was cute. That's adorable I was I had a I mean it wasn't just farting but I was in a stall next to someone who had absolutely like Bowel destroying diarrhea at the airport. It was I felt so bad for them, but I was also in hell because of the smell that happened It was insane It was when I worked at the Minneapolis St. Paul airport and I don't I don't know I must have just like come back from my lunch break or something and had to use the potty because you just have to use the regular airport bathrooms and you work out most of the special employee didn't know and Her back room was just a tiny little back room.
No, nobody and I I remember entering into the stall like the same time as this woman So I know what she looks like and there's no need to describe what she looks like because that's neither here nor there But I just remember that knowing like what she looked like like I was able to physically picture her face like maybe Having a really hard time and she was very loud though on top of the loud farting and the diarrhea she was like Oh Was like fucking I can't you know when you like when you're at home or something and you have flu diarrhea or whatever And you're like screaming and just in hell this poor woman had to have it happen at the fucking airport bathroom She was an ugly. Oh, she was Excellent Crowning This episode That makes me think of a baby's head Happening being born Also, make me think of totem pole. Oh, yeah, you all know what totem pole is Let these two describe it. Hey, I'm ready to participate in this check this out I ate an entire entire package of dried mango shortly after my last appearance And those mangoes go to work on me almost instantaneously and check out the results check this out Yes, that sounds healthy that sounds healthy, okay You probably could get some more advice from me Those are my parts it's not mine either.
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