Bad at Sports Episode 950: Justin H Long

Bad at Sports Episode 947: Justin H. Long Live from the fair circuit heat (not Miami… but spiritually always Miami), Duncan MacKenzie, Ryan Peter Miller, and Tom Sanford catch up with artist Justin H. Long, self-described "original Florida man," to talk boats, comedy, identity, and the strange poetics of nautical culture. Long's sculptural practice moves between deadpan humor and conceptual rigor: a capsized Laser sailboat turned vertical monument, a palm tree replacing its mast, and a title—S.O.S.—that refuses to resolve cleanly into sentiment. From Morse code to yacht club politics, from Spanglish boat names to disaster-relief coolers, Long builds a practice that blends maritime history, Miami mythologies, and a punk-inflected irreverence toward art's seriousness. Also featured in this episode – a CalArts performance art involving chocolate milk vomit, signal flags translating hip-hop lyrics, and why humor still makes the art world uncomfortable. Justin H. Long — https://justinhlong.com Duncan MacKenzie — https://kurasmackenzie.com/ Ryan Peter Miller — http://ryanpetermiller.com/ Tom Sanford — https://www.tomsanford.art/ Lumpen Radio — https://lumpenradio.com Florida International University — https://www.fiu.edu CalArts (California Institute of the Arts) — https://calarts.edu Baker Hall Gallery — https://bakerhall.art/ Spring/Break Art Show — https://www.springbreakartshow.com Design Miami — https://www.designmiami.com Key Biscayne Yacht Club — https://kbyc.org Contemporary Arts Center New Orleans — https://cacno.org Damien Hirst — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damien_Hirst Nicole Eisenman — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Eisenman The Simpsons — https://www.thesimpsons.com Kids in the Hall — https://www.kidsinthehall.ca