Bad Soups. Bad Drinkers. Bad Decisions.

Piper the News Girl is back, which means this episode had almost no chance of staying normal. KB and Piper tear through spring break stupidity, cocktail snobbery, cheesesteak opinions, college-life weirdness, and a pile of offbeat stories with the kind of chemistry that turns one topic into ten and all of them into trouble.This episode has everything: bad decisions, drink rules, generational disagreements, random life observations, and strong opinions delivered with absolutely the right amount of sarcasm. If you enjoy funny conversation, sharp banter, and the sense that the show could derail at any moment in the best possible way, press play.Follow KB’s Unemployed Show, leave a rating and review, and send this episode to the one friend whose drink order tells you everything you need to know about them.Chapter Markers00:00 Piper the News Girl is back02:05 Spring break fails and public stupidity08:15 Cheesesteak opinions nobody asked for15:50 National Cocktail Day gets judgmental27:20 KB’s drink rules for grownups41:05 The evolution of the modern drinker56:30 College life, naps, and generational chaos1:08:00 Weird news takes a hard left turn1:18:20 Final thoughts, last laughs, and a clean exit