Bagel Bite #33: Little Bombs

This country may be going to hell in a handbasket, but that doesn’t mean your phalanges have to follow.    In a super patriotic 4th of July episode, Kristin is spreading the good word on how to stay safe during the firework season. She’s using her trauma room experience to bring you the 10 Commandments of Not Blowing Yourself Up, with helpful tips such as “stop lighting fireworks off inside your home” and “don’t build pipe bombs.”    Plus, we speculate on the market value of dolphin apartments, avoid drinking earwigs in our tea (like adults), act as kazoo advocates, and more. Much like an all-dolphin jazz band, this episode is loud and a little chaotic, but will ultimately leave you with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Anti dolphin molestation; how would dolphins play the trumpet?  Dolphin apartments Kristin is a kazoo advocate; putting a dolphin band together Grace doesn’t drink an earwig, grows up; shows some growth The 10 commandments of not blowing yourself up with little bombs Make a plea not to blow yourselves up Outdoors is key; don’t light bombs inside your home; don’t hold them in your hands; don’t build pipe bombs  Kristin shares her trauma experience to save you from your own trauma; worked in trauma in a state where fireworks are readily available Leave the bombs to the professionals We care about your phalanges  Resources: 10 Tips for Firework Safety | Homeland Security (dhs.gov)