Ball-Pit Bubble Gum

In a Walmart-based wellness dispatch, our narrator updates Mindy Lou on a purple jelly bean discovery, Vicks-infused enemas, and—most urgently—Buzz’s latest crisis. After getting stuck to a wad of bubble gum in the local Chuck E. Cheese ball pit, Buzz is now sporting a bubblegum mass fused to the underside of his scrotum. Peanut butter failed, the doctors are sighing, and temporary scrotumlessness seems inevitable. Between changing Buzz’s TV to Family Matters and prepping for Sunday dinner (where Buzz will proudly bring his Buzz Corn Pops), our narrator requests a few prayers, maybe some donations, and possibly a new scrotum. Community matters, folks—family too.