Ballerina Farm, the Oh-No Oh-lympics, and Jennifer Garner in an Elevator

Send us Fan MailHi Floptarts, Have you been watching the Olympics? Did we enjoy France's beautiful gender reveal along the Seine? Should we invite Bella Hadid? The real star (or flop star) was -- and we hate to say it -- Lady Gaga :( But don't worry, compared to some of the other flops we have for you this week Mother Monster doesn't flop that hard: JD Vance can't beat sofa sex allegations, trad wives are back in a big dark way, PFAS (forever plastics) are actually in condoms, and Southwest perhaps falls the furthest from grace by joining all the other aviation overlords with seat assignments >:P. Seatbelts are required for this floppy ride.Show Notes:Quick FlopsThe Common Flop Down (as opposed to the rare un-flop): Southwest moves toward seat assignments that passengers have to pay forGerman surfer Tim Elter moons The OlympicsJD Vance Sofa Sex Rumors & Fact Checking FlopsPFAS in condoms, PFAS in our hearts, PFAS regulation flops in CongressThe Astor Place Starbucks has CLOSEDHot FlopicsThe Oh-No Oh-lympic Oh-pening CeremonyNYT summaryBallerina Farm the original interviewthe follow up "here's what I think about my own interview" opinion piece which is badthe NYT profile that features her pageantry breastfeeding picLocal FlopsJennifer Garner stuck in an elevator at Comic ConLocal man decapitates seagull in Ocean City, NJSupport the showTo join our Patreon for bonus content & to support the show MONETARILY!!!, visit https://www.patreon.com/FlopSoupCo-hosted by Cassandra Kyriazis and Justin Crosby.Produced by David Lai.If you're loving the pod, rate and review us everywhere podcasts can possibly be rated and reviewed <3 please :)