Ballots ’n’ Bombs ’n’ Bakersfield — Oh Boy!

The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (6.3)   This year marks 30 years that Tim Conway Jr. has been on the radio! The one piece of advice he has for longevity? Make sure the high-speed police chase doesn’t start until after 6 p.m. — because apparently, we’re all 90 now and need to catch it during the early bird special.  Timmy also got a little emotional last night watching Spencer Pratt doing surprisingly well in the mayoral primary. Atta boy, Spencer! Ballots are still being counted, printed in 18 different languages — EIGHTEEN! — with sniffer dogs on patrol looking for any funny business.  Yesterday we had another hostage situation in Bakersfield. Is “Bakersfield” Spanish for hostage situation? Great place to raise kids, by the way. The guy had fake bombs strapped to his chest… because of course he did.  And in health news, new research says GLP-1 drugs might cut breast cancer risk by about 30%. What’s going on there? Also, are we still allowed to say the word “obese,” or is that canceled too? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.