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Oct 22, 2025 26 min

Ballrooms, Breakdowns & Bare Minimums

from Friend Pick Up the Phone Hosted by Iyonce

From the White House demolition plans to the Louvre being robbed in broad daylight, the United States of Embarrassment is working overtime. In this episode, I’m unpacking the political circus (yes, the $250 million ballroom is real), the celebrity voices finally speaking up, and the modern dating crisis that has women asking, why do we even need y’all? We’re talking leadership with bad lighting, men with no initiative, and why independence shouldn’t mean doing everything alone. Oh, and don’t worry, the "Am I MAGA Presenting? " segment is back with brand-new suburban archetypes you’ll recognize anywhere from a Target parking lot to a Facebook comment section. Pull up a seat, grab your water, and let’s make sense of the chaos - one breakdown, one ballroom, and one bare minimum man at a time.

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