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Oct 19, 2026 53 min

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from If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

merritt, John and Niki bring each other up to speed on the latest events in the wild world of white women, before moving on to related topics such as Dick Van Dyke's old-ass blood, Jar-Jar Bane, what "the fish movie" is called, and somehow, even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by Niki Grayson, merritt k and John Warren, and produced by Jordan Mallory, with music by Jordan and art by Max Schwartz. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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