BANTER, BANGERS & BAD DECISIONS l EPISODE #15

Welcome back to Two Fat Fathers, the podcast equivalent of a Greggs sausage roll dropped in a pub car park – messy, confusing, but somehow still oddly satisfying.This week, the chaos reaches new cholesterol-filled heights: Ben’s Job SearchStill ongoing. Still a disaster. Honestly, at this point, we think the only thing hiring is the local skip. CV Porkie PiesOne of Ben’s old colleagues gets caught out after telling a few whoppers on his CV. Lasted less time in the job than milk in a heatwave. Darren’s Dodgy EmployeeNicks a phone on shift, then acts shocked when he gets sacked. “But I was gonna give it back!” Sure you were, Shifty Steve. Ben vs The DoorHis bedroom door snaps off. He’s helpless. His father-in-law swoops in like DIY Batman. Ben? One stubbed toe away from a full breakdown. Parking Rage & Letterbox ThreatsDarren has a run-in with an angry 55-year-old who’s furious about private parking. It escalates. One of Darren’s football mates threatens to urinate through the man’s letterbox. Just another day in Britain. Ben’s Old BangersWe look back at Ben’s “cars” (loose term). One test drive goes so rogue, they get airborne. Fast & the Furiously Overweight. Mosquitoes Declare WarBen’s being eaten alive. Not metaphorically. Literally. They want him gone, and they want it tonight. Weight Loss Chat (Again)Will the lads finally lose some timber? Will pigs fly? Tune in for the answer (it’s “no”).If you like your podcasts served with a side of unfiltered bloke banter, mild trauma, and the occasional threat of property-based urination – this one’s for you.#TwoFatFathers #PodcastChaos #BritishHumour #LiesOnCVs #PhoneBandit #DIYMeltdown #LetterboxWee #OldBangerAdventures #MozzieMayhem #WeightLossNever #FatFunnyFellas