Barely Even Friends: Zoo & Aquarium Disasters Part 2

This week, Melanie has a gift and a burden, we reminisce about the smells that wouldn't leave us, the Midwestern food bracket prepares for a savory-ass showdown, Melanie continues her beef with Ohio, Brianne wants a vision board, an article was clearly written by a dude, Melanie buys a book, Brianne's politeness brings Satan into the picture, Binky bites the dinky, Lil Wayne and a polar bear have things in common, we get sleepy about zoo animals, and sharks aren't being carried like princesses.Content warnings: poaching, death of a rhino around 17:45, finger being bitten off, animal attack, possible injury to male genitals, structural fire, death of many primates, vague death of turtles, exploding aquarium, death of sharks.Links:15 injured, 3 shark dead after giant shark tank in Shanghai shopping mall exploded..15 injured as 33-ton shark tank bursts in shopping centre23 PRIMATES KILLED BY SMOKE IN FIRE AT PHILADELPHIA ZOO 28 Sep 1994, 17A killer bear - and the state that loved himBinky (polar bear)China: Shark Tank Explodes At Shopping CentreFire at the Philadelphia Zoo Kills 23 PrimatesIn Memory of Binky and NukaLil Wayne Deposition Video (Full Version TMZ)Philadelphia Zoo FireShark tank terror! Giant aquarium explodes in China sending predators, fish and huge shards of glass into crowd