Bazookaaah Number 64

Send us Fan MailYes Easter is done and thankfully there was no nuclear war on Monday, small victories eh?!!The Straight of Hormuz was closed then open, then restricted then it seems it's closed again. It's like the Blackwall Tunnel!Speaking of subtreanea The Russians have been seen in British waters looking at our undersea cables, just a look though apparently, there was no fear of them cutting them with seafaring scissors. Anyway we're not taking much notice because Starmer is too busy huddling with the Arabs, obviously Yvette Cooper is not allowed to because it's not haram.So Melania Trump, Sinnitta, John Healey the defence secretary and of course Trumpy get a good grilling this week as do other ancient orders and institutions. Lots of jokes and send ups, you can't beat a bit of Bazook!!Support the showGet in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to [email protected]