Bears - TWB24

Whenever you find yourself in the woods alone and happen to witness a couple of cute cuddly bear cubs frolicking about you can be damn sure there is a momma bear somewhere nearby. Quietly she stalks as you unknowingly lose your sense of awareness transfixed by just how adorable bear cubs are. You dream of that story where you raise a cub of your own until it comes of age and you have to – with great sorrow—give the bear back to its mother nature. Years later you return to the same spot where you released the bear into the wild with hopes of catching a glimpse of your old furry friend. Weeks pass and with every visit you lose hope, and then on the last day you see him, however, you're unsure of its identity. The bear slowly approaches. Your first instinct is to back away. You step back but there's something about this bear, "it is you Ol' Boy?" Ol' Roy is name you gave him after the bear one day rummage through a bag of Old Roy dog food and made quite the mess. Awww, you chuckle at the memory. You feel its warm breath upon your cheeks. Apparently you daydream way too much. The bear is upon you sniffing your scent. "Hey, Ol' Boy." You reach to pet the bear's head, but something happens. The bear backs away and rises to a stance unto his two hind legs. He towers over you now, some two or three feet. You're staring up at him when you feel the warmth of piss streaming down your leg. The bear reaches out and bats you towards his massive hairy underbelly, and then you feel the comfort of his embrace. SMACK! The two bear cubs scamper off as momma bear mauls you to death. Moral of this tale: There is always something lurking in the woods, dumbass. In This Episode… Gay Bears Is the term "Bear" an insult or compliment within the LGBT community? Movie Recommendation: The Revenant Opening Tracking shots Super Jail on Cartoon Network and hyper violence. Yakuza 5 Boss Fight Bear fight between Caprio and Bear reimagined. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHgEAtGebb4 Best Bears Mike Ditka Country Bears, not-so-much. Care Bear Stare Jerry and Funshine Bear Are Sloth Bears Lazy? We Bare Bears Forgotton Po and Kung Fu Panda Dreamworks gets emotional. Norm of The North Chris walks out. Bear vs Cat Ask Google: Did Bugs ever go up against bears? Bears and Tecmo Bowl video game. Let Us Know What You Think Comment on the show notes here http://www.talkingwithburritos.com/24 Call 520-775-1690 to leave a voicemail Email [email protected] (a recorded message is cool too) Subscribe and review in iTunes Join the Facebook Page Follow @talkingburritos