Beasman predicts the next UK team will be refreshed like an old lady's plastic surgery episode artwork

EPISODE · Apr 7, 2026 · 5 MIN

Beasman predicts the next UK team will be refreshed like an old lady's plastic surgery

from 50 years of Terry Meiners radio bits

University of Kentucky superfan The Beasman is sad that basketball season is over after another disappointing year for his Wildcats, but next season will bring rejuvenation!"GIT READY FOR THE BEST OF VERSION OF KENTUCKY ATH-A-LETES EVER! U UH KAY IS LIKE ONE OF THEM OLD LADIES GITTIN PLASTIC SURGERY ON HER FACE AND HER NAY-NAY! WE’S IS REFRESHED, RENEWED, AND RECLAIMIN OUR YOUTH! WE LOOK GREAT EVEN IF WE CAINT DRIVE AT NIGHT OR GIT UP THE STAIRS WITHOUT A SKI LIFT CHAIR! WE IS THE CATS!"

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