Becky & Merie's 12 Fears of Christmas, Fear #1: A Murderous Story

In this, our first of 12 12-minute teeny, tiny holiday-adjacent episodes, we explore the burning question, What in the actual F**k is up with people dressing up as Santa and murdering a bunch of people?! Also: How does a flammable Santa suit foil a plot to escape to Canada? It's a little thing called karma, folks. Who wants to hear Merie singing about pod-coasting? What the hell is pod-coasting anyway?! What does a turkey baster and meat thermometer have to do with attempted murder and texting in movies? (Also, can a person survive being stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer?)