Becky & Merie’s 12 Fears of Christmas, Fear #7: Krampus

The incredibly creepy-looking red-faced creature known as Krampus takes center stage in this pint-sized episode. Also: What exactly IS the Panda Express version of this Krampus creature? Do Santa and Krampus run a shoe store together, or do they sell insurance during the day? What about the lullaby about that disemboweling Christmas shapeshifter? When you're the Pope, they let you do WHAT?!! And, you had Becky at “more cowbell.”