Bedtime for Bad Dates: I Read My Dating Disasters Like Children's Stories

Liv takes her worst first dates and reads them like saccharine children's bedtime stories, turning awkward silence, terrible astrology talk, and accidental ex-mentions into 'Once upon a time' narratives complete with ridiculous morals. Part confession, part roast, this episode flips the script: the more disastrous the date, the sweeter the cadence, which only makes Liv's sarcastic commentary land harder. Expect laugh-out-loud reenactments, eyebrow-raising hot takes, and therapy-tier reflections dressed as lullabies. The result is a cozy, chaotic monologue that feels like your loudest friend whispering in your ear at 2 a.m. — judgmental, tender, and absolutely unfiltered. Perfect for listeners needing a ten-minute escape that feels like a messy best-friend group chat, ending with a quick, sassy moral and a plea to leave a review.