beer in the shower aka JC THROAT pUNchez a long day N DA nutZ so fuckin hARd YO?!

There are a lot of "Never Forget" moments in World History. Some of them more important than others. However, no matter how insignificant or trivial it seems, we must #neverforget that once, in the year 2010 AD, the Greatest Basketball Player of All Time and star of the 1996 Classic Film Space Jam, the one and only Michael Jordan, yes THAT Michael Jordan, recorded a Hanes television commercial that aired nationwide. Nation-fucking-wide. And in that commercial Michael Jordan pulled off something no man has done since the 1940s and honestly, probably never done without some degree of controversy...but none the less, in 2010, Michael Jordan had a Hitler mustache in a nationwide underwear commercial. A fucking Hitler mustache. Michael Jordan recorded a NATIONAL UNDERWEAR commercial sporting a Hitler mustache and no one, I repeat, NO ONE said a word! #neverforget