EPISODE · Aug 16, 2026 · 6 MIN
Being a Lion
from TheBox2050 NBPAP & Pro Polymath Podcast with built in Metaverse · host Peter Liam
A weary lion turns to journaling as he navigates the hilarious indignities of savanna life, from uncooperative humans and a pacifist son to a overzealous park ranger ruining his cardio.Episode Overview:Life on the plains isn't all majestic roars and dramatic hunts—at least not for our disgruntled protagonist. In this episode, our narrator tries (and repeatedly fails) to strike up casual, polite friendships with local humans, who insist on screaming and running away regardless of his friendly intentions.Back at the den, domestic stress peaks as his young cub refuses to eat zebra, choosing instead to organize them into elaborate, circle-based lawn games. Unable to discipline the kid for fear of his terrifyingly stern wife, our lion turns his frustration toward the local park ranger, whose constant hand-outs of pre-harvested game are completely destroying his physical fitness and ruining his chances to show off. To top it all off, the lack of real hunting has given the local hyenas an unwarranted surge of confidence, pushing our favorite lion to the absolute edge of his patience.You’re opinion matters so does your input you have a voice on this podcast I will be happy to hear itThe future is yours to rewrite. Dive into The Mind Atlas, a thrilling adventure released into the public domain. Read the story, spark your imagination, and build upon its world. Grab your copy and start creating!https://www.audible.com.au/pd/B0H1RW35CB?source_code=ASSORAP0511160006&share_location=library_overflow Add Mary Jane to your Playlist and support TheBox2050https://peterliam.hearnow.com/mary-janeSupport the showCheck out my rare indestructible NFT galleries 24/7 display worldwide access to viewers and top holder positions that are unbreakable if you don’t believe me try and claim my spot and you will find out https://opensea.io/TheBox2050
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A weary lion turns to journaling as he navigates the hilarious indignities of savanna life, from uncooperative humans and a pacifist son to a overzealous park ranger ruining his cardio. Episode Overview: Life on the plains isn't all majestic roars and dramatic hunts—at least not for our disgruntled protagonist. In this episode, our narrator tries (and repeatedly fails) to strike up casual, polite friendships with local humans, who insist on screaming and running away regardless of his friendl...
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