I got fucking wasted after Vegas. No. I can't believe you. Everyone knows.
They can get a fireball clap by bringing in a fucking cloud. I'm going to be fucking chasing my clouds. It's extremely clean because the children scrub the floors for Master Bird. I got to do this orphanage.
Yeah, for Master Bird. They have an app for orphans like a swipe right. Yeah, I think so. 100%.
Hey guys, for the episode of 2 Marathon Cave, I'm in the driver's seat. I'm taking control of things and we are on the West Coast. My guest is a podcaster, a comedian. What's up, man?
Hey, what's going on with you? End of the day, Mel. End of the day, Mel. How was last night?
Hard. Yeah, I fucking... I love my wife. You bring this up sometimes.
I know, I can't believe how much I love her. You always say how lucky she is. Oh, she's very lucky to have me. I think anyone's lucky to have me.
I'm going to go fucking awesome. I'm going to grab this. You know, I can't believe... I wonder if there are girls...
Wouldn't it be cool if there was an app that would... It's almost like Facebook, right? But then people could... Just rate how awesome you are?
No, they could... All people in your past lives could go, man, I missed out. I should have dated him. Or I did date him and I fucked it up.
Yeah, yeah. It would be a nice ego bump, I think. Yeah. And if the app filtered out people who were like, fuck that guy, he's the one.
Just erasing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's only positive ones? I was in a private jet one time.
Oh, is that where you were? Yeah, I went to... They all take them. They all take them.
Who's they? They, the fucking liars. Oh, yeah, there are a lot of liars. There's a lot of liars out there.
You know, I talked to someone one time who was like, I don't know if it was the person's accent because then you'll know exactly who it was. They were like, I'm going to do it really bad because if I did the accent, show yourself on a private jet. And I went, because I'm on a fucking private jet. I go regular people, not people who pretend to be regular.
This is actually starting to almost sway me where the whole thing has always been don't show yourself in those situations and you go, okay. And now, because I know so many people that pretend to be regular men. Yeah, yeah, and they're on those. I'm like, just fucking show it.
Just show it. Because you know what a regular person does? Do you know what your dad would do? Your dad, who is a regular person, would take a picture who's on a private jet and send it to his friends and if you know how to operate Facebook, people go over there.
It's like, do you ever do it regularly and then you bring somebody with you who doesn't and then they just go like, this is awesome. Because it is an amazing experience. It's like agent. When we got done razzle-dazzle, I flew everyone home on a private jet.
I thought it was a treat, right? Everyone got COVID. Cool treat. It's a cool treat.
Everyone got COVID. We got not only anybody at the FBI. My man's turned out of the hospital. Anyway, it was a treat.
So, but every one of them, all of the people that work with me have always been more successful. We're all taking pictures. Everyone takes pictures. It's a natural thing.
It's like if you catch a fish and you go, well, I know what I caught it. And you put it back. It's a Marlin. Take a picture.
It's a fucking Marlin. Yeah, I get it. So, if you're going to be a normal person, be a fucking normal person. So, wait, what were you saying?
You said one time I was on a private jet and then we stopped to talk about that. You were telling a story about it. Fuck. No, it's gone.
I should be getting COVID pretty soon. Why is that? I'm coughing. I don't know.
I'll get it. I'll take a week off. Be nice. Relax.
They should have COVID vacations. So, you had great sex. Great sex. Put it down.
Put it down. Oh, one time I was about to take my private jet and I was posting it on the thing and I went to tag someone and my ex-girlfriend actually when the name came up and I went, I should tag her. Oh, right, right. It was my bad.
I wonder if it's a... I wish I could tag girls that I went on a date with like just, you know, I dated like a couple times for a month when I was an open-miker and I was logging, you know, like logging videos. That's who should be tagged in those things. You know, you guys are fucking losers.
I got fucking wasted after Vegas. No. I believe you. Dude, you had a fucking 32-ounce tequila on stage.
I know. I'm not going to stop drinking those. I didn't want to be sober this weekend. This weekend?
Yeah, and like work out, feel good about myself. Okay. Treat myself. What's the treat?
To wake up and feel good. Oh, I feel good. That's a nice treat. That's crazy.
You think of that as a treat. Well, I look at you today and you look good. You look like healthy. Well, I didn't drink last night.
What did you do? Just sit there? Yeah. I didn't feel great though.
Just sat there? Yeah, I had some rice and I had a chicken. I was walking through this night. Yeah, I had some rice and rotisserie chicken.
In your hotel? Yeah. You buy yourself out here? Yeah.
You're the trainer? No, he's not with me now. You buy yourself? I'm just buy myself.
No team Tom. No team Tom. Wow, big meetings? I have a couple meetings.
You need to do yourself tonight? I don't know. I'll go to bed at a reasonable hour. Do you want me to plan a prank for you?
No. Speaking of which, should we talk about my Schultz appearance? Yes. So, Andrew's good as a, he has this real secret Andrew Schultz talking about it.
He's talking about Andrew Schultz. If you don't know, he's on a podcast called Flagrant. I'm sure it's been out. I have not said anything about it, but I had, it was a rollercoaster promotion.
He's done this before, by the way, with, I forget, somebody else was coming on that I know, and he, this is a good, it's a clever, like, producing movie. He'll be like, so-and-so's coming on. Anything to, like, bring up, anything that would be fun to talk about, and so you kind of go like, oh, this or that, and then with you, I feel like the question was more, I thought it was more pointed, like, is there anything that's like, I'll even look it up. But he asks this, right, he's like, what's, and when you realize that when somebody does, like, this question for their show, you're like, oh, this is like, this is actually a really effective way to gain insight into it otherwise, and it doesn't take long to ask this, right?
Yeah. So he's like, what is something interesting, funny, weird we can tap into about him? And I'm like, well, he hates, he hates clowns and balloons, and he's like, what? He hates them, he hates them.
So we go back and forth about it, and I go, if you do the, I tell him, if you do that at the beginning, you might not have a podcast. So I go, if you do that at the beginning, you might not have, did he do the beer thing? Yeah, that's stupid. Okay, I was like, that's funny, it's funny.
Had he just done the beer thing, I think that would have been hilarious. Hold on, let me rephrase. Let me tell you what, I said, balloons, we do that at clowns, I do it near the end, if you're gonna surprise him, because he'll get all jittery, and not, I tell him what you do. You made a very accurate insight.
I did not, I did not, the beer thing was funny, the beer thing was funny, because they, so he gave me non-alcoholic beer, and I was like, gosh, I thought like, I knew he didn't drink, so I was like, I thought he was drinking, so I was like, whatever, they gave me non-alcoholic beer. If you're in a writer's room, and they go, Burr Kreischer's coming in, what if we all try to write a reason game? It's a funny, it's a very funny concept. It was very funny, it was overwhelmed, by my reaction to the fun.
Did it happen earlier or later? Because I haven't seen it yet. The clowns, send in the clowns. It happened in the middle of the podcast, and I shut down.
I shut, I don't know how they better today. Is there a reason, I don't know why I behaved the way I did. I have no control over it. Does a six-year-old Burr Kreischer hate clowns?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always hate clowns. It's not that unusual. The weird one, for sure, is balloons.
Yeah. And I think the balloons were worse than the clown for me. It was one clown, right? One clown.
It was his producer, Dove. Or his manager, his buddy, Dove. And I will tell you, I'm not going to tell you privately, but publicly, I think they felt really horrible. Because of how much you shut down?
I shut down. I haven't seen the clip. I was there. I shut down.
I was angry, but I also was aware that I was on, I was being filmed. And there is an entertainer part of me. Even in my words, we ended up talking about phobias. I did not know I was going to get this bad.
I really didn't. And I wish I could, I'm really embarrassed of how bad I look. Because I mean, it is asinine. It is asinine that I'm like, I froze.
I shut down. I couldn't move. I cannot believe it's this intense. I know.
I wonder if I should get, I wonder if I should see if Schultz can get us a clip. I bet he's got a clip. Yeah, I'm sure he does. Yeah.
We were having a good conversation. He was asking me, he was like, we didn't like traditional radio, like morning zoos and stuff. And then as I'm about to say that, Andrew comes in with a morning zoo prank. Sure.
Like it's a tradition. And there's a group of guys. And there's a group of guys. It's a wacky guy.
Like, get in the cloud. He's pranked us. And I was, I was fucking, I was, I was shut down. And I immediately, my first reaction is, I want to get out of this room.
But I knew there was a camera on me. And I knew I had a special remote. And I knew that this was a very real thing. And even, and I think it's, it tapped into my old travel channel days.
Even when I was shut down the hardest, I knew that like, okay, here we go. Um, I couldn't, I couldn't reel back in for like 25 minutes. I was like, I didn't talk. I just sat there like rubbing my beard.
And I was like, I was in a different world. I was waiting for it to happen. Jesus Christ. And I couldn't, and I understand how absolutely silly I look, because it's so irrational.
It's so irrational. And then I would argue that we got into a pretty, I think, I don't know, I haven't seen the episode, but from my impression, and this is why I'm cool with it. We got to do a pretty great conversation about phobias. Yeah.
And about irrational phobias. Do you have other ones? I don't never say them out loud. Well, I will never, I will.
You do have other irrational phobias? Yes. Oh yeah. I will never, I am a number one.
I will never do anyone's podcast. Ever again? I think I'm done. I think I'm going to do this one in mine.
Because I was like, I was like, now everyone knows. I'm going to bring in a fucking clown. I'm going to be fucking chased by clowns. It's going to be like the movie It.
Like I was like, I'll be like the guys I know. But I'm never fucking, like the first, first, first, my first thing was, I am never doing Logan Paul's podcast. And I want to do so bad. I want to do so bad.
Because I think he's got a great podcast. I like those guys. But I'm like, Logan Paul's way too fucking smart to not bring a fucking clown in the room. Or a hundred clowns.
You know, Logan Paul's thing is, it wouldn't be one. It wouldn't be one. And it's going to be, and the joke now is so funny that, I had an invite to do a podcast. And I was excited.
I was really excited. I like Prime. Him and his brother make me laugh. Hard as fuck when we're together.
I think the kid's smart as fucking shit. And I was like, I was excited to do a podcast. But I was like, the joke now would be, he's like, I definitely want to bring a clown. And then I go, okay.
And then he's like, I'm running a clown. Like that's the joke. There's 45 clowns outside. I won't be comfortable.
I was so out of control. I go, I'm definitely, the first thing I said is, they just came to my head. I go, I'm not doing Logan Paul's podcast. Do scary makeup clowns, are those worse than, you know what I mean?
There's ones that are like evil looking clowns. Are those worse? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even, even thinking about it.
I'm just thinking about it. It just bothers me. I wish I knew why. Someone said they have a phobia of cotton balls.
I was like, well, that's fucking ridiculous. But then mine's just as ridiculous. No, that's the cotton balls is more ridiculous. Cotton balls is just a fucking object.
How does that even? Yeah, I don't know. Well, balloons is ridiculous. Balloons is ridiculous.
And you don't smell that? Oh, I smelled the second they got in the room. The second they got in the room, I smelled them immediately. And then they fucking let them go up by the light.
They were like, this is how callous they were. They brought in the balloons and then let them go. And the balloons, like a fucking balloon just went everywhere. And they just find the hottest little area.
And now I'm waiting for it to pop. And it's unpredictable. And it's just sitting there. And does the popping bother you?
Oh my God, that's the thing. That's the thing. That's the... So did you ever get balloons, like for the girls' ones?
Was it worth it? Girls have never had balloons. My daughters have never had balloons. Never.
Go to fucking Rouse. Does your daughter want a balloon? No, she doesn't. Ask me.
Don't ask her. Ask me. No, she doesn't want a balloon. They're not mylar balloons.
What's a mylar balloon? It's the steel ones. Steel? Whatever.
It's a steel fucking mylar balloon. Oh, you got Google over here? Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah.
There's those ones. Like the metallic-looking ones. So why is that one? I don't know.
I think the rubber of a balloon. I remember fucking those really creepy kids that would have a balloon in their mouth and they'd be blown up and let it go back in their mouth. I couldn't do whippets when I was a kid. Everyone was doing whippets.
I'm not sucking things like a balloon. Why were you so good in bed last night, you think? I think it's been a while. Oh, so it's built up?
Yeah, it's been a while. It's my time. Yeah. I wasn't in a rush.
Nice. I started with a foot massage. Massage? Massage.
Massage. Massage. No, it's massage. I think it's spelled massage.
There's no D. Massage. No, massage. M-S-M-Massage.
It's not massage. How would you pronounce? Type another word that's spelled like that. Like P-A-S-S.
That's not massage. Massage. Passage? Passage.
Passage. Okay. Massage. Massage.
Yeah. Okay, I'll start pronouncing it better. Massage. So you're going to be like a French guy?
Massage. Massage. You got no defeat. Massage.
You want the massage? I have so many balloon nightmares that have happened to me. Balloon nightmares. Yes.
Number one. Okay, this is the worst one that's ever happened. This is the worst one. On my 40th birthday, Leanne had been down in a...
This is a decade ago. Go ahead. This is a decade ago. Leanne, we were in Australia.
Leanne was there and then she left. And the Board of Tourism for Australia left. They surprised me and filled my room with balloons. Okay.
So the entire bedroom is filled. The entire bedroom, all on the ceiling, is filled with balloons. And it's like so many balloons that they're doubling up on each other. I mean, I'm going to guess how many balloons do you think we fill up here?
Maybe they had 150 balloons in my bedroom. I walk in and I fucking melt down. I melt down and I don't know what to do. I call Leanne.
I think she is. She was already back in that light. I call Leanne and I'm freaking out. I try to get them into the bathroom.
But the way the ceiling is shaped, they all just end up back in the bedroom. And they're all on the fucking ceiling. They're all just gathering right above the bed. I go, what do I do?
Leanne's like, okay, pour yourself a really stiff drink. Get in that bed and just pass the fuck out. Like I'm melting down. So I murder a drink and I'm just staring at these fucking balloons above me.
I'm just like, oh my God, this is like the worst night. And the room is just reeks of balloons. At four in the morning, all the helium runs out in all the balloons at the same fucking time. And 150 balloons land on my bed on me.
And they're on the floor and I can't get out. I'm like, ah, I sat in the fucking lobby. I sat in the lobby of the hotel. Like, I need someone to pick my room.
It's fucking worse. Some guy just came up with a pin. Just popped. I go, no, I don't want the air from inside the fucking balloon in my room.
You don't understand. Do you see how irrational this is? I do. I do.
I do. I do. But you don't have any irrational fears? I guess I do.
But they're not at the forefront of where I go, it's this one. Colastrophobia? Yeah. But here's the thing.
Also, worse with age. I didn't realize that. People used to say, like, if you said, are you claustrophobic, you know, 10, 15 years ago, I'd be like, nah. And the older I've gotten, the worse it's gotten.
Really? Yeah. And like that big one where I can deal with it, but I don't fucking like it is like an MRI. Those are fucking rough.
And so I had one where they go, all right, we're going to do this thing with your knee or whatever. And so just lay down and I go, feet first. And he goes, well, actually, we can do head first. Or I go, no, we're not going to do head first because my fucking knee.
So you can look at it this way. We'll do fucking feet first. And he's like, okay. So we did that.
I love, by the way, I know this energy. It's the same energy when we did the, when we did the dominatrix and they go, hey, Tom, put on the speed on you. And they go, no, Tom, put on the speed on you. No.
And they go, Tom, put on the speed on you. And they go, I'm actually not telling you. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not asking you. I'm not asking you.
I'm explaining to you. This will not happen. So stop asking. I love what you do.
But then I had to do one for my AC joint once, and that was head first, and that ceiling of the MRI is like not even an inch from your nose, so I put on, they give you an eye mask and earplugs, so you can basically try, and you have to take yourself, I mean, it's right here, you can't go like this, that's a tight space, that should panic, that made me panic. When I had surgery on my elbow, I put my arm in the MRI, just my arm, but I couldn't move it for like, whatever, 25 minutes or something, and if you move it, it starts all over, that was panic-inducing. Kale, you know Kale? Yeah, yeah.
Kale got COVID back in the day in Budapest, I hope he's with me telling the story, he got COVID, so they were like, hey, we need to get you back to the United States, he's like, cool, and they're like, we can get you, but you're going to be put in a bubble, a glass bubble, in a plane, so they'll put you in the bubble, then they'll put you on the plane in the bubble, and they'll fly you 14 hours home. He was like, you're out of your fucking mind, you're going to put me in a glass bubble, like an MRI machine, in a plane, and fly him home, and he was like, oh, I'll die from COVID, thank you. No, no, but the cluster has gotten worse, you know, tight spaces, small elevators, the worst is any type of passage, you know, like you're in an old building, a passage, where there's like a small, an old building, they just like sneak through this narrow, no, or if I even watch those cave divers that sneak through those, I can't even watch the videos, the videos of the guys, of the guys with their arms, head, it's not, we were just, we talked about it on Shultz's podcast, it was an interesting conversation. Yeah, that is panic-conducing.
Spelunking. Dude, I've been spelunking before, that is fucking terrifying. Terrifying. See, we're typing in Burt Chrysler spelunking.
That doesn't register to me as an irrational fear, you know, being in a tight space like that. That's crazy. Yeah. You type in Burt Chrysler spelunking, nothing comes up, I've been spelunking a lot.
I've been spelunking a great amount of times. By the way, I did that bit on stage. What? Remember when we were at the Vegas show?
Oh, yeah. It killed. It killed. Yeah.
I'm so jealous of a family. What are you talking about? You have a family. Yeah, but they're done.
They're done. You're just getting all the mutant material right now. Yeah. I already record everything.
I put cameras in his room. Yeah. I love, I love is fucking so, she used to be so goddamn funny, now she'll bite her tongue and she won't say shit in front of me. Like, what did she say the other day that had us howling, laughing in New York?
Oh. We were crying, crying laughing. Yeah. She goes, oh, I found my retainer.
And so she opens the retainer and she goes, oh, there it is, great. Little case. And Pete's like, what is that on your retainer? Like, the plastic.
And she goes, it's a Mexican flag. He goes, why do you put the Mexican flag? She goes, I found it. He goes, what?
They're asking me what color I want in my retainer. And she goes, I just put it in the Mexican flag. And they were like, you want the Mexican flag? And the woman who was doing it was Mexican.
And Mila didn't. Was that embarrassed? Because she picked the Mexican flag. She's like, oh, I got the retainer.
It's the Mexican flag. It's so fucking weird. It's on the top and the bottom. It's the Mexican fucking flag.
And we were like, what is the Mexican one? And the Mexican flag was like, you want the Mexican flag? And she's like, no. Oh, we're crying laughing.
Oh, my God. I got a call that Ellis is obsessed with his iPad. It's the eyeballs. His eyeballs, too.
But he's obsessed with it. So we have to, like, you know, like ration the time. We can't be on it all day. And he plays video.
He loves it. He's a fucking obsessed. So we take it. But anyways, he's always like, hey, you know, for this game, I got to upgrade the thing.
I have to buy, you know, like, whatever, access to it. So we try to, you know, parent when he can do it. So he has his game. He wants to buy a block of something.
It's like 25 bucks or something. So Christina was like, I want to just be like, yeah. You know, we should make him, like, earn it. I'm like, yeah, let me talk to him.
So I was like, I go, what's up? He's like, oh, this thing's like 25 bucks. He's like, I think I should have to, you know, like, do chores and stuff. I go, yeah, that's cool.
And he goes, how long? Like, how long until I can get it? I go, um, he goes, how about two weeks? And I go, that seems fair.
And then she gives the phone back to her. She goes, he doesn't understand how long two weeks. It's just a word for you. It's just a word.
And I was like, well, he just heard it. He just heard it. So I was like, no, he's just. I was like, are you sure?
She goes, he definitely doesn't. He definitely has no idea what you're doing. He doesn't. So he gets the back of the phone.
He goes, how many days is two weeks? I go, it's 14. He goes, that's a long time. I go, how about one week?
He goes, how many days is that? He doesn't know what a week is. I go, seven days. He's like, no.
I was like, all right, how about four days? Why would they make it so long? It's so long. Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck. I wish I had that in my life. Oh, yeah. I'll fucking settle on four days.
How about two weeks? You can see a pretty fucking measure. I'm impressed by your patience. Your discipline is wild, dude.
It's been two weeks yet? Yeah, exactly. It's been fucking eight seconds. Tell me when two weeks is your watch.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. That's so good. I know.
I was a fucking kid. Can you imagine if you had a kid right now? I won't. I won't.
I won't so bad. Boy, now, right? Enough girls. You do another girl.
You do another girl? Easily do another girl. Okay. I do another girl.
Oh, and I said to the other guy, I'm really bummed we didn't have a third. Black? No. Oh, you just mean a different kid?
I would love, yeah. Maybe I should adopt a kid. Asian? I can't adopt any girls.
Wait, you just said... No, I'd adopt a boy. If I'm going to adopt, I'm going to do another boy. Oh, because you made girls.
Because I made girls. Gotcha. Yeah. I don't need that shit in my life.
I'm an adopted boy. What if he's just like you? I would love that. I should go to a fucking...
I should go to an orphanage and see if I can... Do they have orphanages? No, so... Yeah.
I've been. The nearest orphanage. Oh, I wonder if I can yelp it. Oh, they're all over the fucking place.
Oh, bro. Holy shit. It's extremely clean because the children scrub the floors for Master Burt. That's real.
For Master Burt. Wait. Yeah. Hold on.
I got to do this orphanage. Yeah. Hold on. This is a bit.
Is this a fucking bit? No. Who the fuck did that? Los Angeles orphan home.
It's extremely clean because the children scrub the floors for Master Burt. Did you just type that in? Can you click that now? Click that.
Go to the Los Angeles orphan home. How is that even fucking possible? Burt is their master. Wow.
Burt is their master? Wait. What is this? How do I go?
I love how you think it was set up for you. I know. I'm going to show up and I'm like, he's here. Master Burt.
It's probably Latino because we like to raise a Latino boy. Oh, a couple middle infielders? Yeah. Dude.
Two Latino brothers. Yeah. I should do brothers. That'd be cool.
Let her get in split up and I'll put them back together. I would love a fucking two brothers. Two brothers. We're just like pitcher and catcher, you know?
And I could just have fucking play baseball with them all the time. I should get seven. We'll do it and start a team. That's a big commitment.
Seven sons. I could afford it. You could. I could fucking nannies.
Yeah. You got team nannies. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why don't I do this?
I could click on the orphans. Do they have pictures of them? I don't think they do that. They should.
I know, but they don't publicize pictures of children, you know? Oh, yeah. That would be. You could go there and probably be like, you, yes, you know.
Do they have an app for orphans? Like a smart ride? Yeah, I think so. I got to go drop off some fucking baseball gear to these kids.
Yeah. Let's set that up. We set that up. Football, you know?
Oh, no. A bunch of soccer balls. Yeah, they would like that. Yeah, let's drop off some fucking stuff to Los Angeles orphan home.
Like, let's go to fucking Big Five. Oh, look at these fucking kids. Yeah. They got a dog?
Dude, this is like in the fucking movie. Yeah, the one I was in. I was in there. Yeah, someone was telling me about that.
Fuck. They were like, yeah, Tom's in the movie. I was like, yeah, what was it? I forget what I called the movie.
I'm sure you called it something cool. Yeah, the one where, let's get those kids or something? Get those kids with Mark Wahlberg. I bet I could fucking, I wonder what they're going to do with lots of fucking equipment.
Drop off equipment to them. Do it. They'll be so happy. Here's the thing.
So, like, okay, so we're talking about regular people. Famous people try to be regular people, right? So what they think, if I just don't tell them when I fuck private, then now I'm a regular person. Right.
I'll give the illusion of being a regular person. Yeah, I'm a label. I have the same problem with charity. Like, I feel like, obviously, okay, I'm going to be very honest, so you can't judge me.
Okay. I want to drop off the gear personally, because I want to see the look in their faces when they get all cool shit. Yeah. That's why I want to do it.
Yeah. But then the optics look like I'm doing it so people see me do it. Right. So I don't, like, I don't really give a fuck for anyone to see me do it.
They don't have to see you do it. But I want to, but when you get presents, the best part of getting a present is seeing the face. Yeah. I'm doing it selfishly.
Yes. I'm actually, I mean, like, the selfish part is I just want to be, I want somebody to be like, shut the fuck up. That's what, and I want that feeling. Yeah.
But it looks like, it looks like, uh, just get in touch with them, Rachel, and just see if there's anything I can do to help out. So, because they may be like, hey, can you just not drop off a bunch of fucking equipment? Because not everyone's in sports, how about a fucking couple iPads? And I'm like, well, where's the price point on this?
Yeah. A fucking couple footballs is one thing. Fucking earbuds and an iPad. Fucking, I'm not going to break the bank here.
They're like, can you drop off that goal post? Yeah. You need to practice. Let's just get that real leg on them.
That's horrible. That's horrible. It's a joke about it. It's horrible to not, can you imagine just not having your parents?
No, it's horrible. It's horrible. They're still orphans. I thought, I really honestly didn't think they're still orphans.