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(5...4...3...2...1...0... we have a liftoff) It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a UFO 🛸 It’s a military drone — hey, I don’t know! It’s another operation to distract you from inflation And tonight at eleven we’ll get you the information! we interrupt your interruption to show you more corruption when you've lost all your feelings we'll make it a fine production starring all the useless eaters sitting in their wife-beaters fighting for Black Friday deals keep your pulse on the meter Now a meteor is coming And it's probably gonna hit (huh) That's what the science says You can't argue with it! So stop, drop, and roll -- it was only a test! And we didn't count your vote But it's all for the best [chorus] Now don’t try to do your own research Just trust the experts or get left in the lurch And prepare for the worst Cuz the government reversed What they said yesterday Like a hypocrite's curse So get some more popcorn, and stay in your flannels! We’ll be right back, just don’t change the channel!