Beware the Ninja Weenies by David Lubar

https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/2/audible/110660 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Beware the Ninja Weenies Series: Weenies, Book 6 Author: David Lubar Narrator: Suzy Jackson, Christopher Gebauer Format: mp3 Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins Release date: 06-18-20 Ratings: 5 out of 5 stars, 4 ratings Genres: Anthologies & Short Stories Publisher's Summary: Stranded aliens seek out Earth's most intelligent species. (Hint: It's not us.) A bully discovers the meaning of "spatial displacement." Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighborhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back. Here are 33 hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where David got the idea for each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Listen to these stories. If you dare!