Biden's Magical Auto Pen

Donald Trump is once again making claims that the autopen signature used to pardon members of the Biden Crime Family to include Anthony Fauci was not authentic, hinting at a possible maneuver to have the pardons expunged-- leaving many open to future prosecution. Canada held elections and early results suggest the Liberal Party will win enough seats in the House of Commons to form a government-- continuing a strong tradition of throwing away their country to foreigners and bad politics. In Europe widespread power outages are affecting the indigenous populations ability to hear the thrice daily Muslim call to prayer. Israel continues to stand on the brink of war with Iran. With uncertain backing in the US, will they go it alone?