Bidet vs Duvet on Your Tush — Think About It!

Tim Conway Jr. Hour 4 (4.7)    Unlike some of our listeners, Timmy C is the No. 1 fan of our fire department — and the firefighters love him back just as much. How dare you. And no hoarding TP — use a bidet instead, for the love of God. Think about it! It better not rain later this week, there’s a Dodgers game on dontcha know! Most New Yorkers don’t get to experience outside life because they’re either at home or in the subway. But when they do, they’re like ants. Could Dick Van Dyke be the happiest old man to live? And who’s McHammer? Is it Linda Lovelace or Lucy Lovelace? Let’s ask the perverts, aka our lovely, loyal listeners who have a sense of humor. Well, most of ’em. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.