BIRTHDAY BONUS EPISODE: Mr. Tumnus is the Worst Satyr

Happy Birthday, Podcast of Poseidon!!Our podcast birthday is in October, and we’re going to be those people by celebrating all month long! This means we’re giving gifts to YOU, our legendary listeners. This week, we’ve unlocked a Patron bonus episode—the second bonus episode we ever recorded, back when it was called “Secret Cabin.” In this episode, Darien and DJ asked the question: What if a different satyr had to get Percy to Camp Half-Blood? Spoilers for The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Disney’s Hercules, Costanza / Costanzo, The Shepherdess and the Sweep, and The Lawnmower Man. Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about violence, kidnapping, death, capital punishment, sex, infidelity, being burned alive, sexual harassment,   death of animals, murder, dismemberment, genitalia, and cultural stereotypes.About UsPodcast of Poseidon was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellartLike the show? Ready for more? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythologyFind us @PoscastOfPoseidon on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at PodcastOfPoseidon.comSupport the showNo portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Darien Smartt or Davis Smartt.