Bite Me Audiobook by Christopher Moore

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Listen to full audiobook for free : https://audiobookzap.com/free Title: Bite Me Subtitle: A Love Story Series: #3 in Love Story Categories: Contemporary, Contemporary Fantasy, Fantasy, Fiction Author: Christopher Moore Narrator: Susan Bennett Publisher: HarperAudio Release date: 03-23-2010 Language: English Summary: "The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. "‘Cept there’s no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby wants to be a blood sucking fiend, too, but right now she’s really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein® platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). And then there’s that vampire cat Chet, who’s getting bigger and smarter—and thirstier—by the minute.

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