BizzleCast 90: “ROGUE ONE” Film Commentary by The Bizzle (aka HELL F**KING YEAH)

Let’s get this out right up front: this movie F**KING RULES. If you know the Bizzle, you know that I could not WAIT for this baby to drop so I could rub off a full-body Bizzle commentary massage on it. And now this little nugget: NO FILM other than “THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK” is a better Star Wars movie than this puppy. Yup. That’s right. I SAID IT, goddamnit. Whilst “THE FORCE AWAKENS” drew heavily from — and somewhat clumsily attempted to (over)emulate — the original 1977 classic, the Giant Galactic Nerd Boner known as “ROGUE ONE” takes the best dramatic and action elements of “Empire” and “Return of the Jedi” and delivers a glorious, emotional, and continually amazing standalone Star Wars chakra-blast that is also a gorgeous and highly relevant war film. Felicity Jones — she of the Shy Sexy Chic — is an absolute home-run who provides both more emotion and more humanity than was initially on the page for her character Jyn Erso. But there is NO DOUBT in this Bizzle’s podcast-addled brain that Mexican Hot Pot Diego Luna’s tormented Rebel super-spy Cassian Andor along with his deliciously sarcastic and irreverent metallic wet blanket and bromanto-robo-buddy K-2SO voiced by LEGENDARY — yes, LEGENDARY — Alan Tudyk are the heart and soul of this instantly lovable crew of misfits. Oh, and you might have heard — Darth Vader is in it. Kind of? A little bit? Sort of? Oh man… OH HELL F**KING YEAH!!! I can’t believe that he did that. And that. AND THAT. And we LOVED EVERY SECOND OF HIS GIANT RED STICK. Just like we always do #vaderbigredstick Check out more of the BizzleCast at: www.bizzlecast.com facebook.com/bizzlecast @thebizzle81 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED by The BizzleCast (Jesse F. Brenner)