Black-ass Tie Wedding, Knob18, Wife Birthday Day

I'm a tux-owning son of a biscuit!  Cause no, this is probably not the last time my wife or her fancy-ass associates are going to have a black tie event.  The wedding was actually very nice.  Except for the open bar selection.  Would it have killed them to have 1 good whiskey back there?!   And it was my wife's birthday!  Who is second only to my father on the list of people impossible to buy gifts for.   Did I fall into a Knob Creek 18?  Perhaps I did.  And perhaps it's delicious.  Listen and see... Details are sketchy, but an issue as old as time has reared it's not-conventionally-pretty head once again.  But I think I've got more pieces to this puzzle, which maybe helps us bring this ship to shore.  Or just crash it on the rocks.  I don't know.   Enjoy!