Black Eye and a New Girlfriend

Came in for eggs and hash browns. Left with a black eye and a new girlfriend. Best Waffle House review ever, until JB tops it with the friend who made him pull over on 71 and threw the evidence in the dumpster.Texas now treats gold and silver as legal tender, so of course the crew is pricing Slurpees in nuggets, beaver pelts, and four chickens. Rapid Fire puts Sandy on the hot seat: Cinemax fuzzy Emmanuelle, a sheathed Rambo knife on the nightstand, and a proud 1970s armpit fart she cannot quite demonstrate on the air.Care or Don't Care covers Ella Langley gifting Coach Pop his guitar back, a Taylor Swift dog nobody needed, and an Alaska pumpkin that crushed second place 1,436 to 291. Southwest is putting a lounge in Austin, and JB is pretty sure the amenities are Slim Jims and a water fountain.If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend who needs a laugh on the way to work.