Black Friday Bitcoin Bloodbath Hits $500M While Congress Takes $245M Crypto Payoff

$500M obliterated as Bitcoin whipsaws near $100K, crushing 200,000 traders in its path. Crypto PACs bought influence by funneling $245M into Congress, securing 300 pro-crypto lawmakers. Pump.fun spirals into chaos with armed threats on livestreams. FIFA jumps into Web3 gaming while Suntory tokenizes beer in Japan. AVAX explodes 14% to $50, XRP claims $1.5, and JTO, HBAR, and DOT flash signals for massive gains. Market cap steady at $3.55 trillion.