Blurry Hysteria: Hair Paste & Courtside Chaos | 444

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're brushing up on dental science and throwing shade (and other things) at the WNBA.First up: Scientists have discovered that human hair—yes, hair—can be turned into a toothpaste that naturally repairs tooth enamel. Finally, a use for all that shower drain spaghetti! It’s minty, it's weird, and C-Bot already tried to floss with a toupee.Then, we head courtside where a New Yorker was arrested for allegedly chucking a sex toy during a WNBA game. The real twist? Prosecutors say crypto bros might be behind a wave of lewd disruptions. Just when you thought meme coins couldn’t get weirder, they start launching rubber projectiles at professional athletes.It’s follicle freshness meets frisky felonies in this week's batch of beautifully bonkers headlines.Links & Resources📌Hairy Situation📌WNBA MadnessEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:[email protected] the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.