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Welcome to Saint Happy Hour podcast. We never trade up. There was a path to give up three first round picks to give Jay and Daniel. I would do it.
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Hi to everybody in the chat. We got a ton of people tonight. We got JG, Houdat, Gopher, Openheimer as usual. Jason Champagne, Jerry G.
Ton of people. Thank you guys. We appreciate everybody being there in the chat tonight. On tonight's show we are going to make sacrifices to the injury God to guarantee a great 2026 Saint season.
We're going to give Crazy Early Bold 2026 Saint's Season Predictions. And for those of you who love storytime, this is your Christmas. For those of you who hate storytime, I apologize in advance. Kevin, it might be the longest storytime we've ever had.
I blocked off the entire sea block. I like it. I feel like there's too much pressure on me. Yeah, Dave and Andrew didn't want to go together.
So that should be fun. As always, if we reach out to the donation, I will drink something horrible. The patrons have sent me tonight. I got the coffee, Kentucky whiskey and Andrew, this looks really disgusting.
It's ice frosty citrus. It's 70 proof. And it looks really, really horrible. Wait, what's that?
It's 70 a lot. Yeah, it's pretty. No, it's not. It's not.
How far away from my crippled Ron? I like to buy your bush. That's pretty bad. As you can see, 25 weeks to go, we can make it 24.
We are now 131 week donations streak and can someone deep from the King Open Himer from another VP. Right. Yes. Please do that.
By the way, I want to give Kevin, we always say we want to give the people a tease. We want to give a promo. We want to plug. I want to say we had the most contentious behind the scenes we've ever had.
You want to become a patron? Yeah. Attention yelling, screaming. You're in the slurs.
I don't know if I would say what is with Ralph, like overselling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Kevin and Ralph don't even like each other anymore. Yeah. You know, you know, you get them right. I got a shot.
Southern Sean's real housewives and Summer House all wrapped into one. Yeah. That's right. All right.
So here's the thing. And we were listening to Nick on your Hill's podcast and I like Nick and he did a topic where he said you could pick one saints to be healthy all year. And that was fun. But I thought it would be more fun if we did that topic, but raise the stakes.
So here's the thing that we're going to do. You can pick one saint to have the best season of their career. Watch in order to achieve that you you must sacrifice one saints starter to the injury volcano. So like if you want Tyler Sharp to have a career year, that's cool.
But you got to throw a saint starter into the volcano and they never come back. So does it have to be a saint's player? Yes, it has to be a saint's player. Because I can't because I found this ancient painting and you know, I don't see us in this on this painting, man.
Wow. Thomas, I had like a list of to do's for you. And this was not on the list and you probably spent like hours doing this on Wayne, every lake and Poland to make the most important task to me, man. Those of you are they're listening after the fact and can't see this graphic.
It's basically a I don't even know if this is like historically relevant. I don't know. Is this a picture that we should recognize from something? I don't know.
Maybe. All right. Well, it's a picture of Mickey Loomis kind of standing over me, Kevin and Dave. And we're all holding down Ralph who's basically at the altar.
And you've got you've got Nick Underhill who looks like he's holding maybe a wooden club. Yep. And he's about to beat Ralph into a blue living and maybe chop off his head. So yeah, look, this picture looks very much like it's Ralph being the one sacrificed to the gods.
Yeah. That's pretty great. I'm getting clubbed to death. I'm like Joe Pesci in the cornfield in Casino getting clubbed to death by Nick Under.
What the hell is going to be? So here's the death we're getting clubbed to. So I'll go first. I'm still not sure.
I want Alvyn Camara to have a career year. People are given up on him. They want Jeremiah Love. They say the running game's terrible.
Galma Camara's all they shouldn't have paid him blah, blah, blah. Alvyn Camara career year 20 plus touchdowns like 2000 career offensive player of the year. That's what I want. And in order to achieve that, I'm going to throw Cesar OE's into the injury volcano.
Safe. I'm creating better off. I might have improved the offense by leaps and bounds. I've got a great running game and I may have improved guard just by throwing Cesar OE's into the volcano.
Nice. All right. I'll go next. First of all, let me just say I hate this.
Like many things that Ralph comes up with. This game is stupid. I'm on record saying this is while I'm not going to use the artwork. I almost threw that out there.
Just throw Kevin a curveball. I won't say it. Nick on the hills idea. But this game is stupid.
Like we haven't even had free agency or the draft yet. So like I don't even know if Di Mario Davis is back on the team. I don't even know if like you know like what we don't know like what the roster is. So you could be aggressive and say he's not going to be on the team and then he could get over Dennis Allen.
That could be a win win win. All right. Stupid. This game is stupid.
The timing's all wrong. And I remember we did it last year and I'll say the same thing I said last year. Like Cam Jordan having a career year is totally unrealistic at this stage of his life. I mean, I'm not going to have like 18 sacks in a season, but he's a Hall of Famer and at his best, he was like one of the best defensive ends in the league.
So if you're asking me who gets a career year, like this is totally unrealistic. But the answer is obviously Cam Jordan. You basically get like the best edge guy in the league if he has a career year. So that's my this game is stupid, but that's my answer.
It was my answer last year. Now I will say that was my answer last year and I won't say he had a career year, but he certainly had like a mega resurgence. So if we could get another like mega resurgence here from Cam Jordan, that'd be pretty good. So he had a career late career year.
Yeah, yeah, right. Right. So I'll take him and then, you know, if I'm throwing someone into the volcano, like, you know, you're kind of like you're willing to sacrifice like a marginal starter, right? So, yes, I guess like let's throw Pete Warner in the in the volcano.
Oh, wow. He orders a nice player like he's pretty good, but like I don't know that like he's critical to wins and losses and you know, you got Stutzman. We can find a linebacker that can give you 90% of Pete Warner, I think. So yeah, I'll throw him in the injury.
Wow. You're pretty rough. Kevin, go ahead. Well, I was going to say, look, I like I think Andrew's got the right line of thinking here.
If you're going to, if you have to pick somebody to have a career year, you want to pick somebody who's already had an incredible career year that way you know what you're going to get. You're going to get something that's even better than that. So Andrew took Cam Jordan. I don't know all your mumbo jumbo.
Did you take out in Tamara? After all that? Yes. Alvecomera career year and I think that's both right.
I think those are both great picks. So, I mean, honestly, like I would go with I'm trying to think of other guys on this team who have had incredible careers. Kai Kroger is very popular. I mean, like I would maybe go with Tamara Davis.
Like if we had to marry Davis as a linebacker and he has a year that's even better than what we've seen from him, like that would be that's going to help. That's going to be a big time. So I'll take that. And then again, look, again, we're talking about people we have to sacrifice to the guys.
I'm going to throw somebody that I feel like is already going to get injured anyway. So I'm thinking like Eric McCoy, like whatever. And like to Andrew's point, like it's early. I'm not even sure what Eric McCoy's contract status is.
I don't know if he's even going to be on the team next year. But like if he is or if he's still under contract, like he's going to get injured anyway. Let's let's let's throw him in now. Let's let's let's get this over with.
I mean, but Dave, that might be a reason why you should pick McCoy to have a career year to ensure that he doesn't get in. Right. Right. Yeah.
Right. Yeah. Right. So I think you might have played this wrong.
Kevin. I think you put that maybe in your in your pipe and smoke it. Maybe, you know, but I won't speak for you. Let's see.
Now, when we say career year, you have their career Jesus Christ. We don't need to overanalyze this. No, no, no, no. What I'm thinking is, does this mean that they are having like, if it's if it's, let's say it was canned Jordan.
I'm not picking up the game Jordan, but let's say it was canned Jordan. Well, that's tremendous. Let's say it was canned Jordan. It does that mean one more tackle or one more sack higher if it was a running back.
If it was Camaro, one more yard than their highest. Everything they've ever done. Every category they've ever had career highs. Okay.
So then I will then have to take off those two guys there and let me make sure then I've got. Okay. You know what? Before Kevin answers, I have a bone to pick with Andrew Andrew.
Do you not like the game because the question is stupid or was it too early in the year? Sorry, Kevin. I'm kind of both honestly, because I would say that the timing annoys me the most because like I don't even know what the Saints roster is like, you know, Cam George could announce like, it's been fun New Orleans and he retires tomorrow and well, well, Andrew's answer was dumb, right? So like, I'm now exposed to that and my credibility is ruined.
Thanks for that Ralph. But also like the game is stupid because it's like, Cam George, like my answer is so unrealistic. Like he's not having a career year. Like there's just no way he's having his, you know, 19 sacks season at 38 years old.
So I just think like a better way to phrase it would have been like instead of career year, it would have been like, like you can guarantee that one player won't get injured the whole year and have a great year, right? Like relative to their real estate. I want to dream big. Well, anyway, that's my answer.
Kevin, you got it. Good per se. All right. Well, during that delay there, I ended up changing my mind.
I was going one way and I decided to go another and I thought of what Andrew and Dave were alluding to there about taking a hello, Dave's daughter. I thought about a zombie's descendants zombies t-shirt. Oh, that's cool. I'm going to take a player who is injured and give them a career here.
I'm going to take Justin Blackman. Oh, for Julian Blackman. Sorry, Julian Blackman. Justin Blackman.
Turned in a Ralph there. Julian Blackman. And say he has a career year and in terms of people who I'm willing to throw off the mountain into the volcano. Can I say Kendra Miller?
Jesus. No, he didn't play 50% of the snaps. Okay. Then I will then I'll go with I'll go with Kai Kroger.
So, you know, Kevin never disappoint because that was an absolute. I saw that sound Tomas. I need to send that to every woman on the dating app. Yeah, Kevin never disappoints because his first answer was absolutely awful.
Like this fringe safety that's on a one year deal and has never really done much in his NFL career. I mean, he's been decent. Like for Kevin to be like, Oh, yeah, that's the guy that I want to have a career year. Like, there's so many other guys that he could have said, taste him.
He could have brought taste him back and give him taste him a career year. But no, he picks this like kind of ho-hum average safety. And that's what he wants. So not only does he give the worst possible answer to on the front end, then on the back end, just when I've given up on him, just when I assume like there's no hope for Kevin, nothing that he says is going to have any football value whatsoever.
He turns around and he gives the best possible answer to throw at someone in the volcano in our worst in the league, punter that somehow this coaching staff refuses to admit is awful. And so maybe just maybe an injury will force them to get us a new punter. So thank you, Kevin. Like you completely redeemed yourself and gave a good answer on the other side.
Well, I think it's actually a bad. I think it's going to end up being a bad prediction. I won't say that answer, but I think it'll end up being a bad prediction because I don't even know if he's going to be the punter on the roster next season. So I mean, like, I don't, I, yeah, Kevin's doing for what Kevin Moore needs to do himself.
Get rid of the punter. Well, I see this is what happens when Ralph interrupts me is I end up changing my mind for my original answer, which was going to be Juan Johnson. My original answer was Juan Johnson. And then I was just like, no, no, no, let me pick somebody who let me pick the injured safety who we traded for.
We acquired them and then we, you know, and then he just gets hurt and we end up doing the end of doing nothing all year. You're on would have been a much better answer. But yeah, like, I really like the punter answer because I can't trust the Saints to get rid of Ky Kroger. They've proven that they are completely fine with having the worst punter in the league.
So I have to count on Kevin to throw him in the injury volcano to have any hope of a punter that's maybe 31st or higher in the league. So, you know, it's true. Is there a person besides kicker punter and maybe Caesar, we, is there like, I think this team has become very likable and we don't have many people on the roster that we openly like dislike. You know, 2023, 24, we have a decent amount of people we openly disliked.
Is there any players besides Ruiz and the kick the punter that fans you think openly despise right about now? You can't say Derek car because don't even because he's not really on the roster. He's not on the roster. Well, wait, I mean, do you mean guys that are on the team?
Yes. Yes. I mean, maybe. Yeah, I mean, I think people are annoyed with Tangerinella.
I don't know about despise. Yeah, I just, you know, like Jason David level like vitriol. Like we don't have. Yeah, I don't think we do.
Yeah, I think Ruiz is bearing the brunt of it. He just took the baton from Anders Pete, like just straight hand off. Thomas, give us a donation update. Where are we?
All right. So we are only 30 bucks away. We had two donations. So I'm from Pudagofevaya Super Chat with the message.
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Fact wearing a maroon shirt confirmed. And he's not even he's not even trying to deny it this time. No, because this is actually a maroon shirt and I just picked it. I put it on this morning.
Not even thinking about the podcast tonight. I'm just like, all right, this is clean. It's going on. I felt like that was a donation for me.
Andrew or Dave and they just wanted to take a shot at me and a shot at Kevin all at once. I think we should have Kevin Day with all of you Maroon shirt to something. I love it. Yes.
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I think we should do it on my birthday and we can call we can do a live stream for Saints free agency. We can call it Maroon shirt Monday. I'll get us. I can get us.
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All right, Andrew, if you hated topic one because you said it's too early. We don't know the roster. They haven't had the draft. We don't know the composition.
You hate it. The first topic. You're going to hate the second topic even more because we're a week late because Thomas wanted us to do crazy early bold. We're going to go to the 2026 St.
Season predictions, but Dave demanded we wait a week because he wasn't given him enough time to think about it. So we delayed it a week for Dave. And now we're going to give crazy 2026 season predictions. I already submit this to you, Thomas.
I don't even remember. No, but you don't need to submit it. Okay. Okay.
You just need to say it. Yeah. All right. So Kevin, do you have one?
You can go first. You can lead off. All right. I've got one.
So I believe that whoever the saints take in the first round. That means whether they trade down and say go to the end of the first round or if they got, you know, God forbid trade up or stand back. Whoever they take in the first round. In fact, scratch the first round.
Whoever they take first, they can trade to pick 33. Whoever they take first is going to be a finalist for NFL Rookie of the Year. Wow. It's a loss.
Check the time stamp on this. That's back. Back it back. Epic drafts from Kellen Moore.
I like it. It's good. I mean, Kevin, do you what? I know you don't, you're not going to give a position, but what position?
What side of the ball do you think would have a better shot for the saints and pick eight to be a finalist for Rookie of the Year? I think if they got honestly, if they picked up Jeremiah Love, that's like a set. That's a sexy. Like again, if they make a sexy pick and the guy delivers and the Russian game looks better and the saints are in playoff contention and shit, if they're either in playoff contention or make the playoffs after the final week, I could absolutely see that happening.
If they pick, let's say they're eight and a fellow from Texas Tech, what's his name? Bailey? If he's there and they take him and he ends up getting 10, you know, nine, 10 sacks in his rookie year. Why not?
We got another donation. Thomas, we just, that's good. Thank you guys. So here's my prediction.
I'm going to, I was going to do a similar one to Kevin, but I'm not. I was going to go like halfway. I'm going all the way. So, Drake, Drake, Drake, May, Drake, May in his second year, almost won the MVP.
Matthew Stafford barely clipped him. Tyler Shuck is going to be your 2026 NFL MVP. And so many people are going to have to tie themselves into knots because they don't want to admit that they were wrong about the Saints 45 year old quarterback being good, that it's going to be hilarious and the cases against him not being MVP are going to be hilarious from Nick Wright to Mina Kind to Ryan Clark to all of them. The only person in the media in the national media that's going to be like, yes, Tyler Shuck should be MVP is Lewis Riddick because he was right about Tyler Shuck going on.
That's my bold prediction. Tyler Shuck MVP. That's ridiculous, Ralph. That's postress.
It happens. And yeah, I can't even take you seriously. Can you stay that? And I love Tyler Shuck.
I think I'm very hopeful that he's going to have a good season. But yeah, that's, that's get out of it. I mean, look, Ralph, Ralph, you could have, Ralph, you could have just said, I think he'll pass. Hang on a second.
Let me just look up what he does. You say like you make the purple, like, should do a Sanders, maybe that is dear. Like, I mean, look, you could have, you could have said, you could have said you will pass for over 4,000 yards. There you go.
That's fine. That's no fun. Thomas, check the timestamp. Yeah.
I'm going to go last. Check the timestamp. You know, Ralph, he likes to swing for the fences. I swing for the phone.
I'll go next. I think I'm swinging for the fences a little bit here. All right. This is, this is not really a Saints prediction.
It's like Saints adjacent. It's Saints related, but it's not the Saints. Technically, I think this year, Atlanta is going to completely implode. I think the think the quarterback situation isn't going to work out for them.
They don't have a first round pick. And correct. They're not first round pick. Right?
Yeah, they're not. And I just think like they're, you know, they're new coach. Fansky, like, I think he's going to overuse. Be John Robinson.
He's going to get hurt in like week two and be out for the year. And it's all going to come tumbling down like a house of cards. I'm going to say the Falcons get less than four and a half wins in 20, 20. Wow.
Check the timestamp on this. I love you completely going off road with this prediction. I love it. But do you do you have a little bit of fear that if your prediction comes true, they'll get archmannying with that be a little bit like it.
Like if we're in like November and you're like, my prediction became true. The Falcons are two and 11 and you're like taking your victory lap. Will there be a little thing in the back of your mind? But like, oh, my God, they're going to get arch.
I wouldn't even flinch. I operate Ralph in this, this reality where my convictions about the Falcons being awful or border on delusional. And I just have relentless faith, but they will always find a way to botch it. No matter what, they will always step on you could give them Joe Montana paired with Torello and Zinnis Prime, Tony Gonzalez at tight end and you know, Bo Jackson in his prime and they would find a way to botch it.
They would find a way to blow it. They always do. They always will because it's a falcon. So like, no, they'll ruin archmannying.
No doubt in my mind. So I would not even flinch. Doesn't scare me. JG says rise up to fall down.
JG. Thomas, give us a quick donation update. All right. So we had a one new donation from general trade down and he says if if Saints trade down with Kevin Ware Maroon shirt all season long.
Yeah, to us check the time stamp on this way. We have the Saints trade down. If the Saints trade down in round one, I will wear a maroon shirt all season long when we're doing the podcast. Check the time stamp on this.
I don't care. I don't care. So basically if we trade down, it'll be like last year. It'll be like last season.
Yeah, nothing's gonna change. So what you're saying is nothing will change. And he won't watch it while in the show. I was gonna say that in the event that I forget to put it on.
I will go and grab the closest maroon shirt I have and put that on. I don't care if it's in the hamper or not. I will wear it for the show. Yes.
All every episode during the season, all season long. No, I gotta be honest, Dave. I was very, I would have been very excited about the prospect of Kevin about the Saints trading down and what that would mean for Kevin. I'm starting to be a little bit less based off this.
Yeah. Dave, could you make Kevin like this is my maroon shirt maroon shirt? Could you make it one? Like a shirt or like generic maroon shirt.
And he has to watch this is my unwashed maroon shirt. Yeah, I should make something that says that. Thanks for the sage traded down and all I got was this maroon shirt. Something that I like that.
Yeah, that's the way. That's good. Yeah, that's the way right there. All right.
So, one important question from the chat from the world from a wild. What's with the hiding with Dave and his glasses for a while? Does he sell weed or something? No, my wife, my wife beats me.
Look, I know none of you guys are paying attention on this podcast, but you totally skip me and I haven't. Give him my vote prediction. Great hosting. Thank you very much.
I appreciate it. I especially love it when you interrupt my turn to go with a prediction update, which you know I love. I love prediction. I mean, not with a donation updates.
You know, I love a good donation update. Get. All right. Quick.
So we can do the drink. It better be for over $100 if any noise is fucking made while I'm goddamn talking. All right. I tell you.
Oppenheimer, this is your moment. You can make it. Anyway, I have two I have two bold projections. One one one's wild.
One's won. Well, one's wilder than the other and I'll let you guys pick, which one you can assign to me. And one's really more of a parlay. One is that the Saints make the playoffs.
That's the first half of the parlay. That's the first leg. And the second leg is that come the playoff time when the Saints are in the playoffs. I'm relying on Kevin here.
I'm putting my eggs in Kevin's basket. So this is where it gets risky. This is where it gets risky. And this is where I'm asking you to take that risk into account.
Kevin will also Saints playoffs Kevin three month plus long relationship by January. Okay. Yes exactly. Now you see him.
Yeah, this is where I live here now boys. Come take this walk out to this very, very thin and fragile limb with me. Okay, that's my first one. I'll give you another option.
The second one is this limb may be more fragile, maybe more fragile. More fragile. Jesus. I know.
I started to believe this is my second prediction. The other opposite. My this one. Tangeray Miller dressed 17 games.
Dressed 17 games. Dressed. I mean, he can be in sweats on the sidelines. And my room should.
Hands out of Jersey. I think you made my son laugh with that one. Yeah, you know, it would be in hands in a jersey because I'm free. Winning MVP is starting to feel more less monstrous.
Yeah. It would be dressed wild to 911 says he'll be dressed on the sideline in a maroon in a maroon hoodie. Oh my God. Dave, I apologize.
I was really mad at you when you said, Oh, I need more time. I need more time. But you came through and you blew everybody out the water when you need more. When the next time you request more time, I won't make fun of you because you nailed it.
Yeah, I like that part. Well, you literally you let's I got the strength of my life that we're planning for Marty Rod data model. Like a full Marty ground thing tomorrow, like where we go downtown and get dressed up. Well, that's weak.
I mean, you literally tested us like two hours before air time. You're like, Oh, yeah, we gotta do it. And I'm like, like, look, if you give me six hours, I could probably make that work for two hours as I'm just getting home and, you know, eating dinner with a family or whatever. Just not good timing.
And I reminded you in the morning, Rob. What the hell? Yeah, well, what do you want? I'm busy.
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Take it to talk. All right. 10 bucks away still. Yeah.
Open Haimano and to be seen is he gonna get defrawned. Yeah, motherfucker is lurking like a son of a bitch. I know he's he's out there. He's just waiting.
Like, like, jogging jobs. Yeah. Yeah. And it's smart because he doesn't want to donate early and then make himself a target.
He's just gonna wait and he's gonna see what the target is and what he needs to donate. And then he's just gonna top that. He's no idiots. Hey, he's like, I don't know if he might be the smartest thing that ever came out of the air to be quite out for this.
Whoa. Wow. He's gonna see just how much he needs to put out in order to win. Kevin, I just remembered we used, like, two questions that people ask and now I'm worried because I think we're gonna have a repeat question.
And I think Thomas might reach through the internet and pull in murder. Oh, man. If we do that, I'm gonna fucking pick you up. Fuck you up, you man.
You have to get on a plane in order to do that to us. That's right. I'm gonna fucking teleport or something. What?
Use time travel and kill you in the past. All right. First question from bulky. This is a very hard question for Kevin.
Oh, God. Oh, God. And he asks, play a pension, Kevin. Who would Kevin actually trade up for?
And he can't say no one or give a non-answer. He cares to give a specific answer. Oh, would you like to take a shot? Would you like to take a shot of Drainout before answering?
Oh, God. I just felt the tightness in my chest. Jesus. Ah, there we go.
I've been saved by the Polish cannon. There you go, Polish cannon. Thanks us over the edge. And we are 24 weeks away.
With a message. Fuck off. Ralph's good. Jesus Christ.
Oh, he's got it. All right. Well, while Ralph's working on that, you got an answer for who you are. I'm going to assume that the Saints have to keep this person and that they can't just draft somebody and then somehow trade them in order to look at you that acquire picks later.
I'm going to say, give me the linebacker, Arvelle Reese out of Ohio State. Yeah, nice. Just because again, where I like Cam Jordan is either moving on or tomorrow Davis is moving on is might be moving on after the next season. We should get a linebacker in place anyway.
This guy could potentially play on the edge. Who knows. I have been told he has that sort of versatility and he's that highly touted. So let's go.
I think I'm endorsing trading up. Hold on. Hold on. I stepped away for two fucking minutes here.
You get a donation from the Polish cannon and you have made zero jokes. You've made zero jokes about the account called Polish Cannon. Are you fucking serious guys? I am like, supremely disappointed.
Like supremely Kevin, especially in you, especially in you. I mean, like, running out loud. Did they spell it directly? Yeah.
The jokes are writing themselves. I'm like, I'm that my refrigerator getting another drink and I'm screaming and flailing my arms in the air because I'm nowhere near the microphone as you're telling me that the guy who don't know the girl, I don't know Polish guy, you got killing me. My God. My mom was in the podcast on us.
I tell you what, if you would like to show it. If you would like to have a celebration, no, no, no, no, it sounds like Dave, you would like to have a celebration, a moment of celebration for the first Polish cannon in over 150 years. We know that Ralph hates the Cajun cannon. Does he feel about the Polish one?
I don't fear the Polish cannon because I know it would never work. So, so I don't hate the Polish cannon. Like I hate the Cajun cannon. Thomas, Poland has ever won a war in the history of Poland.
I mean, World War II. I love it. Thomas, do you want to guess the attack is she the Polish cannon? I guess you can call her that.
I need to ask my mom. She's like, okay, this guy's fine then. All right. Here we go.
I'm going to drink the ice frosty citrus. Smells pretty good. I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that.
I enjoyed that. Oh my God. Kevin, it tastes like, it tastes like a dirty bathroom with like a citrus. Wait, like when you go into the bathroom, it's disgusting, but it kind of smells like citrus.
That's what it. That's what it tastes like. Okay. Okay.
So it smells like something. What's that or seven Ralph? It's a, it's an A. It's an A and it gives me a little, it gives me tingles because I'm allergic to some citrus things.
So I can feel the, I can feel the little tingle. I don't need like the allergy shot or anything, but I can feel my tongue starting to tingle. I mean, you could have said Thomas forgot to log out of his only fans account. Like he could have got a million different ways with that joke.
You guys really disappointed me. You guys really disappointed me. Well, you know what we did get though was I feel like I was hard on Kevin, but like he gave a great football answer. I feel like I'm not just now.
I feel like I'm backtrack. Kevin's predictions are always awful. When he's talking about the draft, he is on point. Like that was a solid.
Yeah. No, that's true. It did take 20 minutes. I forget actual.
Yeah. It took 20 minutes into the podcast to get actual football analysis. If you made it. People don't come here for that.
Come on. That's probably accurate. On. Thomas, what's next?
All right. I'm going to go ahead and try a D box from the second drink. Toxic B asks. Dark sick B asks another trade up question.
She's questioning is. Oh, I fucked up. No, right. Kevin, if the Saints get a late round pick as compensation for Derek Carr, would you consider trading?
Would you consider using that pick to trade up? This is just Ken Porter rack tonight. No question segment. No, I would not consider you.
Listen, the Saints could get a fifth. They could get a sixth. They could somehow get a seventh. The it doesn't matter.
The last pick that the Saints have in the 2026 draft is like pick 189. Yeah, it's pick 189. It's a round six. So even if the Saints somehow got picked 207 for Derek Carr, I would still say, hang on to pick 207.
You don't want to be something else to move up. Keep picking. Here's a question for you, Kevin. Let's say the Saints.
Let's say the Saints get a third round pick for Derek Carr and they trade down with the Rams to 13. So they end up with two seconds, two thirds, two fourths and two fifths. Will you be excited about all the picks or will you need to drink yourself calm because you know making lumis is about to get really stupid and trade back up and burn half of them? See, always with the negative vibrations with you.
Always with the negative waves. We got to knock that out. Listen, if we get too, if we, if we come out of here with two first two seconds, two thirds and two fourths, the entire podcast the following Tuesday is going to be me and I'm a rune shirt, tweaking my own nipples. Well, don't run up with the time, Kevin.
That's going to be on. 90 straight minutes. I'm back in. I want us to trade down.
There we go. I pulled you back in, Andrew. Thank you. What time is what's next?
All right. Final question of the show belongs to the usual suspect, the goat of the question segment Saints Rabbit. He asks, what sagely advice from your own experiences would you tell Kevin to never do on a date or dating in general? Was it done on purpose?
All of these are, why is this chemistry? This wasn't on the rundown also. I mean, get into the king of the game. I'm the king of the game.
That's the story of my life. It's a sports podcast during the off season. I mean, I think the problem with this question is that you're asking it to the three other guys on this podcast and three of us have all we've got, like probably 40 or 50 years of marriage collectively under our belt and we have been out of the dating game forever. So I've everything I've heard is that the game has changed.
The game has changed. Yeah, it's right. I'd rather be dead than single Dave. I will say this.
I will say this. I hear my Rob's Kevin earmuffs. Ralph's saying he'd rather be dead than single. I might as well, like there's a sharp object.