Don't worry. Well, you don't have to say that you can't have your farting in class. Yes. Have you?
Like I would like to be annoying. Six grade. Shit! We talked about this.
The guy that was putting the trash can do me fart. Yeah, I told you that story. Yeah. Later, go.
Bye! Wait, tell me again. Hey, Pritches, I'm here with you. What the hell?
I'm sitting down here for a few. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
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What the hell? What the hell do you? What the hell do you? Welcome back to your favorite podcast, folks.
Hi, Pritches. Hi, Pritches. It's your host, Lisa! Emma!
That was wack. Sorry about that. Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
This is how we spend our Valentine's Day with you guys. We love you guys. Hope you love us back. You can tell how intense this is.
So we have a funny one for you today. WTH3. We love it. We're so happy you guys are loving it, too.
We're enjoying talking about these little cases, man. It definitely breaks up the seriousness of the other kinds because those are definitely harder to joke around with and make kind of into a more like harder situation. Or is this like, okay, what the fuck? This guy's in death or rape or any terrible crime in any ways awful, but some of these are a little bit funny.
We like to think this is one of those and we've got two for you today, both of which are pretty ridiculous, of course. We bring you nothing less than the craziest shit, folks. So Lisa, a very apropos. Titles this one.
Tutu. Does your hair really make me happy? Fire away, then. Let's go with that.
Fire away, then. That's a good one. Fire away. So this was in 2008.
So 10 years ago now, a 13-year-old Florida student was arrested and hauled off to the local police station after disrupting class by farting and turning off children's computers in the class. He was charged with disruption of a school function and later released to the care of his mother. So the moral of this story from the police aspect of this is don't farting class kids. I've probably farted in class, but never that loud.
So I definitely farted in class unintentionally one time. Wait, tell your story about the trash can die. Oh, I'm definitely going to tell this story. That goes with this.
Okay, this is a ridiculous story. But wait, real quick, let's just go over for a second. He was charged. Yeah.
Like a charge. Like he wasn't like you go to the principal because he was charged. But this is the impression of school function. Who called the police is my question.
What asshole was like, I'm gone. Like what's like what happened here? What the hell happened here? What the hell happened here?
What happened to the principal? I was like, are they not capable of the handling? Okay, you don't have the tension in your school, your middle school. I watched people like rip each other's weave out and try to school.
This gets farted in class. I got in school suspension one time for standing up and throwing a book across the room. Now granted, I was not the first person to do this, but I was a senior. I'm going to need more information about that.
I'll tell you the story later. Sometimes I'll tell you know everybody involved and I won't say all their names on the cast here. I was like, you know, so wild. I was throwing books.
She was crazy, man. This was a great people were reckless abandoned. Yeah, really don't fart in class. I guess you got to stop that shit up.
And people don't believe that like girls don't fart. So I'm already a leg up on you. I'm getting in trouble for this one. Everything else I would have been arrested for already, but I can tell you guys were a fact that's false.
So everybody far down. Not everything. That's a lie. WTH one I would not have been arrested for because that's and I also don't make soap.
So never mind. So just read and for it. I would have been probably going away for I can say swearing and spinning on the ground. Yeah.
And here we are again, definitely would be in some trouble. So true story. I was told this story by my favorite teacher, probably, of all time, one of my good friends. I want to attribute this to him.
This was when he was in high school at my high school in 1979. Somebody verified that for me. You're the challenger. If you said Tom and Bear, give me, I know what I'm doing.
Yeah, nobody in this room knows. We can tell you that much. But you're the challenger exploded. And that was obviously a very infamous mission for NASA, where it was supposed to be the first time a teacher was ever in orbit or a US citizen who was not a trained astronaut.
But it unfortunately ended in tragedy. And of course, around the nation and around the world that year. And right after that event, of course, people had moments of silence and a big wave of grief that overtook the nation. So this was Central Catholic High School, Year of the Challenger explosion.
And my good friend tells me how this story goes. So there was a legendary dean of discipline named Mr. Wheeler, who used to just rule an iron fist and was the type of guy who you would never fuck with, just that type of dude, an ex-Vietnam colonel in the Holishabang. So he came down at lunch period.
And silenced everybody and says, we'd like to have a moment of silence for the people lost in the Challenger explosion. And over the completely dead silent, here a pin drop type, quiet room. Some kid busted ass and farted extremely loud loud enough that everybody in the entire room heard it. And of course, everybody at his table laughed hysterically, because honestly, I think I would have in that situation.
I'm sorry, I was in a short high school too. But laughed hysterically in that situation. So Mr. Wheeler came over to the table, picked the kid up by the belt loop and by his shirt collar, out of his chair.
Bench pressed, pulled the dude up into the air. So where'd he go? This is how my man Conley told this story. Pulls him up in the air, bench pressed him.
Walk them over, holding them up by his shirt collar and belt, arms flailing up in the air. So he had him and dumped him head first into the full trash can during the lunch hour. True story. And I'll never not love it to tell it every day because I have to tell you in detail, I'll fucking let it be.
So that must have been. I cannot imagine having been in that room. He must be in that boy, I'll put a shit in my pants. I could not imagine being that kid.
Because from what I understand, dude, cross that room in the time it takes me to get to the pisser in the middle of the night, like less than two seconds. So I'm saying he was booking it over to this kid's table, picked him up, swiftly put him in an immovable type of hold. And then dumped him head first in a trash can. So everybody.
It is so funny. Let's teach kids when to fart appropriately, but also understand that it is not punishable by law as far as we know. Like that shit is. Take him to the principal's office, don't call the police.
I'm pretty sure that's unnecessary. Yeah, if I'm the teacher, I want to handle it in the classroom. Be like, OK, detention for two weeks. Thanks for taking your time here.
This teacher was a little bit of a burr. Sounds like the teacher was a bit of a pussy, but we don't really know for sure. But that is our episode of WTH to episode five. Toot toot.
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