Bonnie & Friends: Porch Cows, Twin Slams, and the Wood Tick Apocalypse

Welcome inside the Corwin Subaru Studios! In this packed Thursday morning edition of Bonnie & Friends, Bonnie Amistadi and Jace Denman celebrate a long-awaited break from the heat as a cool, partly sunny 69°F day rolls into the Red River Valley. Jace breaks down a massive, high-scoring night in professional baseball and a historic, double-overtime conclusion to the college sports season. The studio chat takes a hilariously paranoid turn when Bonnie unearths a giant wood tick stuck between her toes, prompting an immediate Google-driven health investigation and suggestions for her own funeral. Plus, they explore the heartwarming story of Daisy, a viral North Dakota porch cow, and check in with the Coffee Club crew to unpack historical etiquette rules regarding the proper placement of a three-tined fork. Key Moments The 12-Run Explosion: Jace recaps a dominant night on the diamond for the Minnesota Twins. Driven by an absolute 12-2 routing of the Texas Rangers, the Twins offense was sparked by an Ebby Matthews masterclass on the mound and an electric 11th home run from Cody Clemens. The Wood Tick Apocalypse: Bonnie details her early morning horror after discovering a giant wood tick lodged between her second and third toes following a deep-grass search for a lost golf ball, prompting a frantic search for symptoms of alpha-gal syndrome and Lyme disease. Daisy the Porch Cow: The team shares a viral story out of Bottineau, North Dakota, about an adorable bottle-fed cow named Daisy who prefers sunning herself on her family's front porch bricks over grazing in an open pasture. A Historic Battle Ends: Jace reviews the dramatic conclusion of the Men's College World Series, where unseated Oklahoma dismantled Georgia 11-4 to claim the national championship, highlighted by a moving final home run by a pair of competing brothers. Mascots on a Mission: A bizarre crime report out of Peru detailing how local police officers donned giant bald eagle and bull costumes representing the U.S. and Canada to successfully execute a sledgehammer raid on a major drug lord. Zebra Mussels Spread: North Dakota Game and Fish issues an environmental warning after invasive zebra mussels were officially detected on Horseshoe Lake in Richland County. The $20 Monster Twinkie: Jace details his deep-fried, 2,500-calorie culinary adventure in Omaha, where he braved a 15-minute queue to devour a legendary one-pound Twinkie smothered in chocolate sauce and powdered sugar. The Banned Songs Blueprint: A classic look…