Bonus: Alright, Still no chance

There are some difficult choice placed before us this week, with a lifetime's supply of takeaway food and Necca figures (not toys) up for grabs - but there's always a catch. There are also life or death opportunities and risks involving a demented snail, and a chance at living your dreams, but in the presence of a disagreeable landlord of strange habits. And one listener dig up a very old and hugely bold claim by Joe, related to Lily Allen, and asks if Joe still holds these same views all these years later.