Boob Dreams

We didn't intend for this week to be so body-focused, but there you have it. Rough hands, failed fingernails, aspirational boobs, lopsided boobs, and vaginas that look like a sleeping bear. In 1982, Terri dreams of having a smile that will knock all the guys out. We remember Colorforms, Shrinky Dinks, mom's pep talks, Kim's first paycheck, and then we do the "pencil test" live on the air. UNRELATED: If a movie theater audience is watching your life unfold, what are they yelling at the screen? Welcome to Generation Artax. In this episode: Lori has body dysmorphia about her fingernails Everyone's hung up on a body part (ankles, for instance) ChatGPT your diet for a serious eye opening Mom gives Terri a pep talk Colorforms - a fun game made of pure PVC Terri manifests the biggest knockers of all We all try to hold a pencil under our boobs Lori's boobs are lopsided; the left one collapsed in on itself like a dying star Don't tell Kim what to wear. Ever. What's your vagina shaped like? A bear or a fox? Terri is not genitally fixated Kim makes bank in 1992 at day camp How much should pants cost? If it's over $30, Lori says it's too much Lori wears her shoes into the ground; she's also shoe blind Kim considers a career change UNRELATED: If a movie theater audience is watching your life unfold, what are they all yelling at the screen? Visit our website: www.generationartax.com and join our mailing list for the latest information on the podcast.