BoobNews: Pratt Daddy’s Crystal Economy

Content notes: Explicit language; sexual/medical discussion (enemas); discussion of cancer treatment misinformation; discussion of vaccines/COVID and death; crude humour.This week on BoobNews, we invited actual doctors into the group chat.It starts with a toddler’s pet rock named Tato.It ends with coffee enemas, mistletoe injections, IVF “egg glue,” Spencer Pratt’s crystal empire, and a literal knight explaining butt chugging in real time.Gabby, Chyenne, and Producer Hannah are joined by Dr. Alexis Paton and Sir Andrew “Bod” Goddard (Sick Society) for a crossover that spirals quickly from reality-TV wellness lore into “okay but… why are we doing this?”This is not a medical lecture.It’s what happens when reality-TV brains meet real doctors and nobody edits the conversation.Inside the spiral: • Coffee enemas (and why this became a thing) • Celebrity crystal businesses + $27,000 birth room energy • “Detox” logic vs actual human bodies • Fertility add-ons that sound suspiciously like snake oil • Vaccine discourse, fake research, and the weirdest testicle rumor of all timeFunny. Occasionally unhinged. Unexpectedly clarifying.🎧 Listen on Spotify | Apple Podcasts | YouTube ✨ More from Sick Society (Alexis & Bod’s show) mentioned in-episode https://linktr.ee/hauntedmouseproductions