Boobs, Boys & Taylor Swift

Thou shalt remember that my advice, is never to listen to my advice... Okay, that was a bit harsh, but here's a analogy I prepared earlier. My advice is best served like tequila... take it with a grain of salt. Despite very publicly confessing my biggest shortcomings week after week, I'm 90% flattered and 10% flabbergasted that you guys still slide into my DM's to seek my inexpert advice. Honestly, Team Train Wreck for president. So this week, I put the power in your hands, and gave you the opportunity ask me anything you wanted.  Just to be clear, not a single one of you asked for financial or culinary advice... I wonder why... 
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