Book Thirty-Two: Escape

“To succeed in this world, you have to change all the time.” - Sam Walton Download Here, if ya please In which the boys once again welcome their not-so-special guest Alex "MB" Koch, who delights and enrages them with word of his harrowing escape from The House of Low Prices. What did he want with a motorcycle helmet?! Why the water noodle?! Why were the callgirls dressed as Batman?! Who will stop the rampage of Money MB?! And then Matt writes a history paper on a schizophrenic ventriloquist. MATT JENSEN: THE LAST MOUNTAIN MAN! COMING SOON TO A BOOKS-A-MILLION NEAR YOU. NOTE: Yeah, this episode's audio quality is for shit, but we were forced to use a back-up recording after a corruption in the main file replaced all of James's audio with an endless loop of high-pitched farting noises. That is not a joke. No. Really.