Born Again Hearwoman | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Sami Blumenthal)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features the dangerously employable SAMI BLUMENTHAL. Sami may lose her job for appearing on this podcast, but fortunately humiliation builds character and content. Together Kylie, Sarah, and Sami tackle the important questions facing modern society: should you become an Etsy witch, can a jealous boyfriend compete with a hot sexy cat, and is “fight fire with fire” still good advice if it gives you crabs?The gals also unpack one woman’s revenge plot against the man allegedly sleeping with half of Austin, the morality scale of egg-related assaults, and the theological implications of a pastor jerking off in front of mega church staff (“a pastor gets off”). Along the way: litter dick, hearwoman (the opposite of semen), surprise yolk attacks, remodeling trauma, born-again behavior, and the eternal question: balls or butt?Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro2:08 Guest intro: Sami B14:41 Audience advice ~~~15:42 Jealous of my GF's cat19:21 Is an Etsy witch a good idea?25:17 Mega Church revenge28:40 My ex situationship…should I sleep with his hotter roommate?33:03 I yolked my friend's pants37:38 My brother got kicked out of college40:22 How often should you scratch & sniff?47:30 Is Sarah Psychic?1:02:40 Plugs_______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @iamsamibee _______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club 🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933