Born Nervous

Happy Thanksgiving, United States! Here is an audio treat for you to listen to while you wait in line for Black Friday! This week we talk turkey, Papa John's, artificial intelligence, pet detectives, pet escapes, and a really old lady! Play along and guess the real story! Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real. Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast! This Week's Headlines: China’s Real Life Ace Ventura Relies on Technology to Find People’s Lost Pets Papa Johns Testing New Delivery Boxes That Can Be Crumbled And Put Down Disposal TITUS, Harvard’s Most Advanced AI, Has Been Diagnosed With Depression Gang of Turkeys Causes Chaos in New Jersey Town A Woman Named May Flowers Will Celebrate Her 99th Birthday on Thanksgiving, 300 Years After the Mayflower Docked in Plymouth Farm Animals Work Together in Elaborate Plot to Hide and Escape From Thanksgiving Butcher Block Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod This week's podcast ALSO brought to you by Kitty Box Press- check out Kitty Box Press of Rochester, NY for all your screen printing needs! *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook! Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! [email protected] Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com