EPISODE · Feb 26, 2026 · 17 MIN
Born On Third Base and Thinks He Hit a Triple
from The JB and Sandy Show · host Sandy McIlree
Episode Description: Have you ever defended something you love—even when everyone insists you’re “better than that”? 🍕 Sandy and Tricia kick off this episode with one of their funniest debates yet: frozen pizza loyalty. Tricia proudly stands by her lifelong devotion to Totino’s, while Sandy insists she should aspire to something “more grown-up.” But when national rankings land Totino’s in the top three most popular frozen pizzas in America, Tricia declares victory. Loudly. (“I eat a whole one myself!”)The laughs keep rolling as the show shifts into elite-level international trolling. Someone manages to sneak a framed photo of disgraced former Prince Andrew into the Louvre—with a placard reading “He’s sweating now.” The callback is brutal, the execution flawless, and Sandy and Tricia can’t get enough of it. (“That is museum-quality shade.”)Then the tone turns patriotic and emotional with a deep dive into the U.S. men’s hockey team’s historic gold medal win. From singing the national anthem in a Miami club, to flying on Air Force Two, to Jack Hughes scoring the winning goal—while losing teeth—this moment becomes one of Sandy’s favorite Olympic memories ever. (“That snapshot lives forever.”)Other standout moments include:Totino’s vs. Grown-Up Taste: Nostalgia, toaster strudels, and the undeniable truth that extra icing should always be an option.Prince Andrew Fallout: Born on third base, still managed to blow it—Sandy and Tricia don’t hold back.Ice Cream for Life: Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu earns free ice cream forever from her hometown shop. (“That’s when you know you’ve made it.”)Civility Laws: Japan introduces fines for customers who verbally abuse service workers. Sandy is all in. (“Do this at airports immediately.”)Rapid Fire Q&A: Favorite highlighter colors, Olympic obsessions, dream vehicles, and why Rivians are beautiful—but not happening.Memorable Quotes & Moments:“You’re born with a silver spoon and still manage to blow it.”“Totino’s is delicious. I eat a whole one myself.”“That’s museum-quality trolling.”“Ice cream for life? That’s a different level of success.”“Being rude to workers should cost you money. Period.”This episode is classic Sandy & Tricia: sharp, funny, nostalgic, and surprisingly heartfelt. From frozen pizza pride to Olympic triumphs, it’s packed with moments that’ll make you laugh out loud—and immediately text someone about it.Call to Action: 👉 If this episode made you laugh, argue, or defend your own questionable food choices, subscribe to The Sandy Show, leave a review, and share it with a friend who still eats like they’re 14. 🎧✨
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