Bottoms Up To: Barbra Streisand, Mixing Insulin & Americas Sweetheart

This week, things get snatched and chaotic—in true Scrubs Off Bottoms Up fashion. Michael, America’s sweetheart (and proud of it), tries to keep it together while Colleen spirals through celebrity lookalikes, her possible reincarnation as Barbra Streisand, and her current hot mess era. We get into the real difference between what you’re taught in nursing school versus what actually happens in the hospital (spoiler: nobody mixes insulin in the real world without a phone call to pharmacy). Plus, a mini deep-dive on facelifts, nurse Botox side hustles, and whether it’s ethical to say “you look tired” to someone with a fresh syringe of filler in their glove box.Bring a cocktail and your clinical judgment—one of them will get tested.