Bottoms Up To: Sleep Paralysis, Defecography & Roofing

Ever woken up unable to move and thought a demon was sitting on your chest? Welcome to the terrifying world of sleep paralysis—and we’re unpacking it, haunted house style. Then we pivot (because why not?) to the glamorous topic of defecography—yes, it’s a real medical test, and yes, we’re going there. From poop to pitch, we climb onto the roof to talk roofing mishaps, unexpected hot tar stories, and whether shingles are just adult Legos. And finally, we round it out with the lawn mower wars—electric vs gas, why dads obsess over perfect stripes, and which one is most likely to ruin your Saturday.It’s an episode that no one asked for, but everyone needed. Buckle up—it’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s somehow educational.